Good morning! "The last Indochinese tiger in China was killed and eaten by a man who was yesterday sentenced to 12 years' jail."
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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Let's kill and eat Balk! (Oh my God it's only 9:30 and I AM SO BORED.)
I'm on vacation and I'm on here - WHAT DOES THAT SAY!?
(I'm waiting at JFK so it's sort of OK).
These things come in threes. Watch out, Panda.
He KILLED a fucking TIGER. More power to him.
"In Indonesia, tiger penis/testicle powers you," etc. NO MORE power to him.
Er, Indochina.
JUST FUCKING CHINA.
Tiger a l'Orange.
The Lady's pretty lucky he didn't open HER door.
Ha ha ha.
No cage can contain the man who has ingested the life force of a tiger!
At first I thought this was a cute story! But then, the more I read it, the more I realized it was not meant to be taken literally, but instead should be viewed as a heartbreaking allegorical tale of a society imprisoned by its inability to recognize that living creatures are nothing more than animated Frosted Flakes cereal mascots. Will we never learn?
How big does the pile of tigers have to get, do you think, before that universal recognition?
... And a happy New Yeeeeeeaaaaar!
I am excited. Only three months to Lucky Charms day!
I saw a tiger in Corbett NP in India and it moved so quickly and fantastically through the woods, I could think of nothing but the Exxon Tiger. Circle of Life.
Cat The Cat is plotting revenge for his feline kinsman's murder as we speak!
If it was the last one wasn't kinda lonely? Maybe the tiger committed a passive suicide. Like when criminals shoot at cops because they know the cops will kill them.