Blabby Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) referred to a female flight attendant as a "B-word" after she ordered him to turn off his cell phone prior to takeoff. Thank God she didn't try to get in the middle of Chuck and a TV camera; she would have been upgraded to a "C."
What a mishguinist.
mishuginist - fuck.
Silly Awl! The C-word is reserved for wives of Arizona senators.
Doesn't change the fact that good old Chuck's picture is on the wikipedia page for "showboat".
"According to a House Republican aide who happened to be seated nearby..." Schumer then proceeded to forcibly abort and eat the attendant's fetus.
Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you turn off your cellular phone.
Toby: We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line twenty months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?
Chuck Schumer, you are no Toby Ziegler.
Was he arrested? Why not? I started arguing with the check-in counter zombies about being charged for an extra check-in bag, and they threatened to have me grounded and arrested.
Put them all in a room and throw rocks with AIDS at them. Fucking double-standard assholes, I hope they all die of slow painful ass cancer.
heh, "rocks with AIDS"
I want a spokesperson too, so that I don't actually have to apologize for my antisocial behavior personally. Would certainly save me some time.
it's called a spouse.