By now we've all heard the tragic story of Solange Magnano, the Argentinian model who died as a result of complications after buttock-implant surgery, but did you know just how risky the procedure actually is? This video reveals the chilling truth. Also, uh, good morning!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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So not one but TWO plastic surgeons agree that the implants "don't look right". Gee, ya think????
*shiver* I'll be standing for the rest of the day.
Plexigl-ass!
Pl-ass-tics?
"Think of it! You're sitting on the area where the surgery was performed!"
I prefer to augment the size of my buttocks the old-fashioned way, with a desk job.
Related only topographically: the creepiest moment in alumni notes ever was when I read a classmate describing his career as "helping women by repairing the damage that childbirth does to their bodies."
oof. read that as 'back that sugary ass up.'
-must have coffee.
I so want to master that feigned concern that apparently can only be taught by working in television journalism.
Little known fact: journalists can double as effective assassins, too. They never let emotions get in the way of their objective. Or objectivity, I s'pose.
And then they can do stories on their own murders while looking so, so serious...