Are you under the impression that the straights like the flabbies? Because I can assure you, sir, we do NOT.
Harumph.
(now when is that show on in my town?)
I have been wearing the geigh glasses for so long I look at this photo and think how could anyone _not_ see the flaming, grade a gayness of this distinguished (*cough*) serviceman?
He is afflcited with the severe hotness like it makes no sense; however he also looks like he could be from a clip art collection called Miami Pride or something.
And so there is a place where 'gay' and 'soldiers' meet (hint: it's in that ad), but apparently it's all don't ask don't tell or sth.
I PROMISE I won't do this but... there's something about the phrase Commenter's Bawl that is just begging to be put to good use. (And don't come in and reply by saying 'NO' I already said I PROMISE I won't. OKAY? DO NOT HUFF AT ME I'VE BEEN HUFFED AT ENOUGH THIS WEEK.)
That's not some HX cover boy! That's WWE superstar John Cena. He would like to remind you that pro wrestling is as red-blooded American as drag racing, and that one or two little jerk-off videos DON'T COUNT.
Also, Cena means dinner in Italian. Make of that what you will.
The tragedy of John Cena is that when he first entered WWE, he wore the most DIVINE spandex short-shorts, and now he wears long jean shorts. *sigh* It's one of the reasons I stopped watching wrestling.
You're not saying! (And I think you mean he looks like what people look like when they get treatment for facial lipodystrophy -- i.e., facial wasting -- and this is probably related to steroid use?)
I don't know that it's steroid use per se that causes the facial wasting, but when the guys get super juiced up they have to stay extra lean or else they just look, well, bulky. And so they diet and their faces get wasted looking. Fairly easy to predict that Cena will either start getting facial fillers or else get out of the business (or both).
Another point is that if (as is likely) he's using HGH he's going to get some facial bone growth, and that can contribute to the gaunt "monster" face.
In the words of General Petraeus: "We haven’t seen any lights at the end of the tunnel. The champagne bottle has been pushed to the back of the refrigerator."
From today's Times, page A27.
Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
Are you under the impression that the straights like the flabbies? Because I can assure you, sir, we do NOT.
Harumph.
(now when is that show on in my town?)
Hey now, don't hate on the husky man! Some of us have enjoyed some very choice lovin' from the bigger-boned (HEH) set.
(The hairless ones? The gays can keep them. Bleech.)
That's a very good point. Plus, that man looks like he would love my Nair more than me.
There is nothing less appealing than a well-groomed man.
There is nothing homoerotic about pageantry, I assure you.
Stop reading into...biceps...
I have been wearing the geigh glasses for so long I look at this photo and think how could anyone _not_ see the flaming, grade a gayness of this distinguished (*cough*) serviceman?
He is afflcited with the severe hotness like it makes no sense; however he also looks like he could be from a clip art collection called Miami Pride or something.
And so there is a place where 'gay' and 'soldiers' meet (hint: it's in that ad), but apparently it's all don't ask don't tell or sth.
I on the other hand am afflicted with typos.
"And so there is a place where ‘gay’ and ’soldiers’ meet"
I think it's somewhere on Hudson Street.
The places where “gay†and “soldiersâ€Â meet are called San Diego and ActiveDuty.com.
Oh my god I was straight until I looked at that!
See, Choire is one of our most effective recruiters, catching you off-guard with pics of Totally Gay Hotness like that. Welcome to the team!
Hey, thanks for having me.
*call me
I enjoy your work here. Just wanted to say.
right back atcha! Ha cha cha!
I PROMISE I won't do this but... there's something about the phrase Commenter's Bawl that is just begging to be put to good use. (And don't come in and reply by saying 'NO' I already said I PROMISE I won't. OKAY? DO NOT HUFF AT ME I'VE BEEN HUFFED AT ENOUGH THIS WEEK.)
Don't ask, do tell!
THANK YOU
"Featuring special messages from President Obama and General Petraeus". That's sweet. I've always wondered about those two...
That's not some HX cover boy! That's WWE superstar John Cena. He would like to remind you that pro wrestling is as red-blooded American as drag racing, and that one or two little jerk-off videos DON'T COUNT.
Also, Cena means dinner in Italian. Make of that what you will.
Nom nom?
Great, now I want Italian Sausage. Thanks.
"...with Titan exclusive, John Cena!"
Don't ask but DO tell! I'll watch, but only for about 3-5 minutes - really only until they get to the anal stuff.
Surely you must acknowledge that J. Cena is a perfect android killing machine. Start with the rock-hard skin.
The tragedy of John Cena is that when he first entered WWE, he wore the most DIVINE spandex short-shorts, and now he wears long jean shorts. *sigh* It's one of the reasons I stopped watching wrestling.
Honestly, IRL, he gets a little facially-lipodystrophic for me?
http://www.wrestlingdeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/john-cena-and-liz.jpg
I mean, I see what you mean, but... yeah, I don't really care. His ass is bubblicious (though you can hardly see it anymore).
You're not saying! (And I think you mean he looks like what people look like when they get treatment for facial lipodystrophy -- i.e., facial wasting -- and this is probably related to steroid use?)
His arms are the size of normal people!
I don't know that it's steroid use per se that causes the facial wasting, but when the guys get super juiced up they have to stay extra lean or else they just look, well, bulky. And so they diet and their faces get wasted looking. Fairly easy to predict that Cena will either start getting facial fillers or else get out of the business (or both).
Another point is that if (as is likely) he's using HGH he's going to get some facial bone growth, and that can contribute to the gaunt "monster" face.
I really haven't made it up to the face part yet.
Are you asking here? Or telling?
In the words of General Petraeus: "We haven’t seen any lights at the end of the tunnel. The champagne bottle has been pushed to the back of the refrigerator."
All the WWF stuff looks like gay porn to me, though. And most of it devolves into them hugging each other on the floor of the ring, wriggling.
I want to lick his nipples. For America.