Comments on: You Know You Want To Go There: Jim Carrey's Website

By: maebefunke

maebefunke — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:41:57 +0000

Warning, reading these celebrity websites while high may cause uncontrollable giggle fits.

By: Urbania

Urbania — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:48:51 +0000

Jim Carrey's website is the place I go in my head when I read Mary's writing.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:45:05 +0000

It's like The Picture of Dorian Gray taken in the photo booth at Target.

By: Jef

Jef — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:31 +0000

GUYS I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS.

By: Turboslut

Turboslut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:40:34 +0000

jim carrey's website gave me autism

By: garge

garge — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:04:28 +0000

Unless, of course, one is searching for the Truth about vaccines or depression.

By: rod_townsend

rod_townsend — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:54:21 +0000

Okay, you gave us the "what". (And what a "what" it is.)

I want the "why".

Or the "how".

One does not just show up at a Jim Carrey website.

By: Mary HK Choi

Mary HK Choi — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:46:41 +0000

wow. thank you. i mean, like, with full-on earnest face thank you.

By: Mary HK Choi

Mary HK Choi — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:14 +0000

there needs to be an olfactory element to this. it needs to pong of white lady perfume.

By: gregorg

gregorg — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:39:30 +0000

duuuuude. And I don't mean Jeff Bridges.

By: Mary HK Choi

Mary HK Choi — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:37:32 +0000

OMGAWAWWAWAWGGHH. This is so special. "In 2 Me C: A glimpse into my life"??!!!??? Wow. In love.

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:31:03 +0000

Brought to you by blingees.

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:38 +0000

Is that him as Rudolf Hess at the far right? Or Wittgenstein? Or Robert Shaw?

By: Bucko

Bucko — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:27:41 +0000

I like it.

By: WindowSeat

WindowSeat — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:21:25 +0000

crashy crashy

By: shorty

shorty — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:19:48 +0000

I immediately thought of her website upon reading this. I need to go back there. Her voice is so soothing…

By: shorty

shorty — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:18:53 +0000

I clicked on some hands bleeding toxic sludge, fell into the pits of hell, and am now watching a preview to A Christmas Carol. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

By: Bittersweet

Bittersweet — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:18:41 +0000

Right there with you, LondonLee.

Plus the cynical side of me wonders if it isn't a plot to lure in unsuspecting fans and feed them his girlfriend's preposterous anti-vaccine agenda.

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:16:48 +0000

http://www.melaniegriffith.com/magic_door/index.html

Not quite as creative but just as full of magic.

By: LondonLee

LondonLee — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:10:41 +0000

Hate to be a party pooper but what's it, you know, for?

Apart from Carrey wanking over himself that is.

By: forget it i quit

forget it i quit — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:07:34 +0000

1. Yay! It's gonna be a Mary day!

2. Wait, you're not on noortropic drugs already?!

3. I lost some respect for Guillermo del Toro after I read that awful awful vampire book.

4. Oh that site? Crashed my computer!

By: josh_speed

josh_speed — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:04:49 +0000

It's like Terry Gilliam did the layout for that site, and Michel Gondry did the artwork and continuity.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:56:56 +0000

Fuck, now I want a Tom Collins.