You Know You Want To Go There: Jim Carrey's Website
Jim Carrey is so Mary J. Blige to me. Like, the second he fell in love and got all happy I lost interest because unless there are blue flames of volatile crazy and tar pools of combustible anguish behind the eyeballs I no longer care about you as a famous person. Really sad famous people are a good flavor because they are hazards which makes them hilarious. So whatever, Jim Carrey's DONEBEEN playing Uno with Mary in celebrity purgatory in the sunken living room of my brain with Jenny McCarthy mixing a big pitcher of virgin Tom Collinses and I wanted to change the channel because he was so BORING until I found his web site. It is AMAZING.
First of all the thing is so creepy and surreal and is scored with super dramatic music and beautiful. And there are all sorts of weird places you can poke around in and it's intense like Jim called Guillermo del Toro to make it for him and Guillermo del Toro said yes because he needed a break from making Pinocchio and if I had a lick of balls I would take a ton of super strong noortropic drugs, shuck my corporeal self and go live in the mainframe as pure energy because it would feel like home and because The Lawnmower Man was a good movie.
Fuck, now I want a Tom Collins.
It's like Terry Gilliam did the layout for that site, and Michel Gondry did the artwork and continuity.
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1. Yay! It's gonna be a Mary day!
2. Wait, you're not on noortropic drugs already?!
3. I lost some respect for Guillermo del Toro after I read that awful awful vampire book.
4. Oh that site? Crashed my computer!
Hate to be a party pooper but what's it, you know, for?
Apart from Carrey wanking over himself that is.
Right there with you, LondonLee.
Plus the cynical side of me wonders if it isn't a plot to lure in unsuspecting fans and feed them his girlfriend's preposterous anti-vaccine agenda.
http://www.melaniegriffith.com/magic_door/index.html
Not quite as creative but just as full of magic.
I immediately thought of her website upon reading this. I need to go back there. Her voice is so soothing…
OMGAWAWWAWAWGGHH. This is so special. "In 2 Me C: A glimpse into my life"??!!!??? Wow. In love.
there needs to be an olfactory element to this. it needs to pong of white lady perfume.
GUYS I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS.
I clicked on some hands bleeding toxic sludge, fell into the pits of hell, and am now watching a preview to A Christmas Carol. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??
crashy crashy
I like it.
Is that him as Rudolf Hess at the far right? Or Wittgenstein? Or Robert Shaw?
duuuuude.
And I don't mean Jeff Bridges.
wow. thank you. i mean, like, with full-on earnest face thank you.
Okay, you gave us the "what". (And what a "what" it is.)
I want the "why".
Or the "how".
One does not just show up at a Jim Carrey website.
Unless, of course, one is searching for the Truth about vaccines or depression.
jim carrey's website gave me autism
It's like The Picture of Dorian Gray taken in the photo booth at Target.
Jim Carrey's website is the place I go in my head when I read Mary's writing.
Warning, reading these celebrity websites while high may cause uncontrollable giggle fits.