The world's dumbest iPhone application has arrived! I am maybe in love with it a little. It is called Le Petit Dummy [warning: iTunes link!] and it is dumb as hell, what with the making of things talk and combining sound files and pictures and the fake mouths and stuff. It makes me want to smoke pot all day.
Brilliant! Of course I want to smoke pot all day regardless.
A friend of mine has been stoned for three years. He's incredibly productive.
Aren't all iPhone applications inherently dumb?
I'd say no, but I think the device does make its user stupider. Every male I know who has one is desperate to stare at it at least once every fifteen minutes.
I hope you're not saying females are immune to that.
'Cause, um, guilty.
So I can finally create the impression of Alec Baldwin reciting Tracy Morgan's book in his Tracy Morgan voice?
"I'm a baaad monkey." Genius.