Here is grainy footage of an aerialist falling 40 feet to the floor at some mall in California. She sustained wrist and pelvis injuries, making it okay to say that this is probably the worst part of the whole story:
The 26-year-old woman slipped while hanging upside down from a solid metal hoop suspended from the ceiling during the finale of the show "Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls" Saturday evening, said Ray Pierce, owner of Hollywood Aerial Arts, the firm putting on the performance.Also, is it terrible that I keep watching it over and over?
I'm sure plenty of people have sustained wrist and pelvic injuries watching Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls.
Drat. Did I step on your foot there?
I have hooves.
It hurts, stop it.
No problem.
No worse than bringing your children to watch "Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls."
Or the www.aerialshowgirls.com ad that is showing up to the right of it.
I see an ebay ad reading "Herbal Bio woman Pink Cream for Lightens Nipples sexy" for $656. How is this Santa-y or Christmas-sy?
All I have is the usual "Fat Belly" ad.
Imma gonna refresh until I see something new.
"Susan Vance, marketing and sponsorship director for the mall, called the fall an 'isolated incident.'"
Well thank god for that. After the polar bears falling from buildings I wasn't sure.
Gravity, she is a beeotch.
The possibility of serious injury was, no doubt, mitigated by her helicoptering all the way down.
Santafreude.
Another casualty of the War On Christmas. These indecent attacks upon the sanctity of our holiest traditions must end. Santa Claus freed the Isrealites and died for our sins. We should all be more respectful. If you see a Santa Claus this Christmas, please offer him the sincere thanks of a grateful nation.
He also conquered the Martians.
Yeah it's terrible. Terrible video quality and the distraction of the other woman who didn't fall, which made me miss the big moment the first several times.