Sarah Palin has once again been victimized by the liberal mainstream media: "As you probably have heard, the AP snagged a copy of my memoir, Going Rogue, before its Tuesday release. And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book. Keep your powder dry, read the book, and enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska, and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Senator John McCain."
1. What does "keep your powder dry" mean?
2. I first read "honor" as "horror".
I also do not know what 'Keep your powder dry' means, but it sounds like a cocaine reference. This reminds me of the time I was in a job interview and the guy said 'OK, we're getting down to the short strokes now' and I thought it was a sex metaphor.
I think she's politely telling you that it's maybe time to buy more FDS.
I wonder if it has anything to do with fucking that chicken.
The powder in question is gunpowder and the phrase harkens back to the olden times of flintlock pistols. In 'Call of Duty' for e.g. it would roughly translate as "On me! Wait for my 20!"
I thought that was a pickup line. No wonder I am awful at that game.
My powder is moist.
Are you the Moon?