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	<title>Comments on: Usain Bolt Adopts Cheetah Kitten, Prepares To Make Everyone Cry</title>
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	<description>Seriously, this could not be more beta</description>
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		<title>By: cherrispryte</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34883</link>
		<dc:creator>cherrispryte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I THOUGHT it was Whitney Houston song in the background originally!  Thank you for aiding in my sanity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I THOUGHT it was Whitney Houston song in the background originally!  Thank you for aiding in my sanity.</p>
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		<title>By: Praxis II tests</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34818</link>
		<dc:creator>Praxis II tests</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really he has done a great job. Now he is a celebrity and has rightly used his fame for spreading the awareness about the animals and their welfare. I think more celebrities should come forward for protecting the helpless animals.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really he has done a great job. Now he is a celebrity and has rightly used his fame for spreading the awareness about the animals and their welfare. I think more celebrities should come forward for protecting the helpless animals.</p>
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		<title>By: TerseNursePornstein</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34815</link>
		<dc:creator>TerseNursePornstein</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t tell anyone, but I feel the same way about it. (The original Whitney Houston version, obvs.) Lump in my throat &lt;I&gt;every time.&lt;/I&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#039;t tell anyone, but I feel the same way about it. (The original Whitney Houston version, obvs.) Lump in my throat <i>every time.</i></p>
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		<title>By: Krugmanic Depressive</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34796</link>
		<dc:creator>Krugmanic Depressive</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They raise a paw, their names are called
The bat, the cat, dolphin, and dog
koala bear and hog
the fox, the ox, giraffe, and shrew
echidna, caribou</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They raise a paw, their names are called<br />
The bat, the cat, dolphin, and dog<br />
koala bear and hog<br />
the fox, the ox, giraffe, and shrew<br />
echidna, caribou</p>
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		<title>By: Bucko</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34793</link>
		<dc:creator>Bucko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is racist.  Or is that repetitive? Either way, it&#039;s offensively boring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is racist.  Or is that repetitive? Either way, it&#039;s offensively boring.</p>
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		<title>By: HeyThatsMyBike</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34791</link>
		<dc:creator>HeyThatsMyBike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also well up every time, and every single time I see the lion run toward them I am briefly worried that he is doing so in order to maul their faces off, rather than greet them warmly.  Sweet relief!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also well up every time, and every single time I see the lion run toward them I am briefly worried that he is doing so in order to maul their faces off, rather than greet them warmly.  Sweet relief!</p>
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		<title>By: johnpseudonym</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34775</link>
		<dc:creator>johnpseudonym</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Battle of the Mammels??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Battle of the Mammels??</p>
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		<title>By: slinkimalinki</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34763</link>
		<dc:creator>slinkimalinki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*scalp tingles*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*scalp tingles*</p>
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		<title>By: CaptainFantastic</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34745</link>
		<dc:creator>CaptainFantastic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had never seen that. I definitely am still feeling the runners high, but I welled up and couldn&#039;t make it stop. Damn you, Steven Tyler.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had never seen that. I definitely am still feeling the runners high, but I welled up and couldn&#039;t make it stop. Damn you, Steven Tyler.</p>
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		<title>By: Eureka Street</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34744</link>
		<dc:creator>Eureka Street</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aww. I bet they&#039;re gonna be fast friends.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww. I bet they&#039;re gonna be fast friends.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave Bry</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34730</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t quite tell if I&#039;m poking fun or not either. But I do know that i can&#039;t watch that damn lion jump up with that big ol&#039;, goofy, lion-smile on his face and hug those hippie brits without welling up with tears. Every. Single. Time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#039;t quite tell if I&#039;m poking fun or not either. But I do know that i can&#039;t watch that damn lion jump up with that big ol&#039;, goofy, lion-smile on his face and hug those hippie brits without welling up with tears. Every. Single. Time.</p>
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		<title>By: cherrispryte</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34716</link>
		<dc:creator>cherrispryte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t quite tell if you&#039;re poking fun or not, but THOU SHALL NOT MOCK CHRISTIAN THE LION. IT IS THE SINGLE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#039;t quite tell if you&#039;re poking fun or not, but THOU SHALL NOT MOCK CHRISTIAN THE LION. IT IS THE SINGLE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET.</p>
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		<title>By: JaguarPaw</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/usain-bolt-adopts-cheetah-kitten-prepares-to-make-everyone-cry#comment-34699</link>
		<dc:creator>JaguarPaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Adopting a cheetah is to animal conservation as Usain Bolt is to modesty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adopting a cheetah is to animal conservation as Usain Bolt is to modesty.</p>
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