Continuing signs of the recession: "A nude photo of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy – identical to one sold last year for $91,000 – has been withdrawn from a Paris auction after bids failed to hit the reserve prices. Bidding for the black and white shot, showing Miss Bruni standing pigeon-toed and covering her crotch with her hands, began at €4,000 (£3,600) but reached only €5,800, less than the undisclosed reserve price, the Drouot auction house said."
Asset depreciation procedure.
The thrill is gone.
If only she didn't have pigeon toes.
or camel toes?
Some bush would have banged that reserve.
There's not as many 16-year-old millionaires about anymore, obvs.
Imma gay, and don't really understand titties and things, but are a woman's boo-boos supposed to run away from each other like that?
This is why we can't have nice, naked things.