Continuing signs of the recession: "A nude photo of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy – identical to one sold last year for $91,000 – has been withdrawn from a Paris auction after bids failed to hit the reserve prices. Bidding for the black and white shot, showing Miss Bruni standing pigeon-toed and covering her crotch with her hands, began at €4,000 (£3,600) but reached only €5,800, less than the undisclosed reserve price, the Drouot auction house said."
Monday, November 23, 2009
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Asset depreciation procedure.
The thrill is gone.
If only she didn't have pigeon toes.
or camel toes?
Some bush would have banged that reserve.
There's not as many 16-year-old millionaires about anymore, obvs.
Imma gay, and don't really understand titties and things, but are a woman's boo-boos supposed to run away from each other like that?
This is why we can't have nice, naked things.