Comments on: The Castrator's Condom

By: daria-midori

daria-midori — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:58:47 +0000

.. limited additions also include flavors like *salt, pine cone, and savory beats*!

By: TerseNursePornstein

TerseNursePornstein — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:13:02 +0000

It's a matter of time, I think. Heard her tell Chelsea Handler she got them in L.A. And you know how we are with maths…

By: pattycakes

pattycakes — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:13:37 +0000

but how much of your daily allowance of vitamin c does it provide?

By: rod_townsend

rod_townsend — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:37:11 +0000

Condoms during oral sex is so 1993.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:52:44 +0000

They're selling lifestyle aspiration.

By: Bittersweet

Bittersweet — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:31:57 +0000

RE: the related link. I think the engineers overestimated the weight-bearing load. How does Jordan not topple over?

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:23:00 +0000

Kids?

By: iplaudius

iplaudius — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:54:48 +0000

They're trying to sell more than a condom here.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:37:53 +0000

If it tastes anything like Orange Bubblicious, I'm having more sex.

By: garge

garge — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:08:45 +0000

Not to be gauche, but do most people actually have protected oral sex?

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:54:43 +0000

Tastes like Chicken Little.

By: HeyThatsMyBike

HeyThatsMyBike — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:52:50 +0000

If it has that fake watermelon flavor, I am not having sex.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:50:06 +0000

Also: 'tastes like real fruit.' – who are they marketing to with this?

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:49:19 +0000

"Castrating bitch."

By: Colonel Mustard

Colonel Mustard — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:47:33 +0000

I got suspicious when I saw that the flavors included Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ Sauce.

By: mathnet

mathnet — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:39:04 +0000

"Oh but, I mean, only if they're not human, of course."

By: iplaudius

iplaudius — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:33:51 +0000

Could someone please also explain why the commercial for the Trojan "Ecstasy" condom (link) has a guy in a wind tunnel?