Monday, November 16th, 2009

The Castrator's Condom

See, because it got bit
I'm no advertising expert, but I've got to believe that "Our condoms are so tasty, you'll get your dick bit clean off" is not exactly a winning message. But what do I know? [Related: Your headline of the day.]

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iplaudius (#1,066)

Could someone please also explain why the commercial for the Trojan "Ecstasy" condom (link) has a guy in a wind tunnel?

mathnet (#27)

"Oh but, I mean, only if they're not human, of course."

I got suspicious when I saw that the flavors included Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ Sauce.

daria-midori (#1,984)

.. limited additions also include flavors like *salt, pine cone, and savory beats*!

HiredGoons (#603)

"Castrating bitch."

HiredGoons (#603)

Also: 'tastes like real fruit.' – who are they marketing to with this?

If it has that fake watermelon flavor, I am not having sex.

HiredGoons (#603)

If it tastes anything like Orange Bubblicious, I'm having more sex.

sox (#652)

but how much of your daily allowance of vitamin c does it provide?

KarenUhOh (#19)

Tastes like Chicken Little.

garge (#736)

Not to be gauche, but do most people actually have protected oral sex?

iplaudius (#1,066)

They're trying to sell more than a condom here.

HiredGoons (#603)

They're selling lifestyle aspiration.

Rod T (#33)

Condoms during oral sex is so 1993.

Bittersweet (#765)

RE: the related link. I think the engineers overestimated the weight-bearing load. How does Jordan not topple over?

It's a matter of time, I think. Heard her tell Chelsea Handler she got them in L.A. And you know how we are with maths…

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