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Monday, November 16, 2009

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The Castrator's Condom

See, because it got bit
I'm no advertising expert, but I've got to believe that "Our condoms are so tasty, you'll get your dick bit clean off" is not exactly a winning message. But what do I know? [Related: Your headline of the day.]

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iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Could someone please also explain why the commercial for the Trojan "Ecstasy" condom (link) has a guy in a wind tunnel?

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

"Oh but, I mean, only if they're not human, of course."

Colonel Mustard

I got suspicious when I saw that the flavors included Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ Sauce.

daria-midori
daria-midori (#1,984)

.. limited additions also include flavors like *salt, pine cone, and savory beats*!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

"Castrating bitch."

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Also: 'tastes like real fruit.' - who are they marketing to with this?

HeyThatsMyBike

If it has that fake watermelon flavor, I am not having sex.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

If it tastes anything like Orange Bubblicious, I'm having more sex.

sox
sox (#652)

but how much of your daily allowance of vitamin c does it provide?

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Tastes like Chicken Little.

garge
garge (#736)

Not to be gauche, but do most people actually have protected oral sex?

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

They're trying to sell more than a condom here.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

They're selling lifestyle aspiration.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

Condoms during oral sex is so 1993.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

RE: the related link. I think the engineers overestimated the weight-bearing load. How does Jordan not topple over?

TerseNursePornstein

It's a matter of time, I think. Heard her tell Chelsea Handler she got them in L.A. And you know how we are with maths...

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