The Castrator's Condom

I'm no advertising expert, but I've got to believe that "Our condoms are so tasty, you'll get your dick bit clean off" is not exactly a winning message. But what do I know? [Related: Your headline of the day.]

I'm no advertising expert, but I've got to believe that "Our condoms are so tasty, you'll get your dick bit clean off" is not exactly a winning message. But what do I know? [Related: Your headline of the day.]
Could someone please also explain why the commercial for the Trojan "Ecstasy" condom (link) has a guy in a wind tunnel?
"Oh but, I mean, only if they're not human, of course."
I got suspicious when I saw that the flavors included Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ Sauce.
.. limited additions also include flavors like *salt, pine cone, and savory beats*!
"Castrating bitch."
Also: 'tastes like real fruit.' – who are they marketing to with this?
If it has that fake watermelon flavor, I am not having sex.
If it tastes anything like Orange Bubblicious, I'm having more sex.
Kids?
but how much of your daily allowance of vitamin c does it provide?
Tastes like Chicken Little.
Not to be gauche, but do most people actually have protected oral sex?
They're trying to sell more than a condom here.
They're selling lifestyle aspiration.
Condoms during oral sex is so 1993.
RE: the related link. I think the engineers overestimated the weight-bearing load. How does Jordan not topple over?
It's a matter of time, I think. Heard her tell Chelsea Handler she got them in L.A. And you know how we are with maths…