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Thursday, November 12, 2009

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TARDY TO THE PARTY

"Thank you Fleshbot, for giving me this opportunity, and make sure you all go and get the next issue of Playgirl." -Levi Johnston, last night, who is apparently not even aware that Playgirl folded last year.

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josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

Dumb as a box of hair, and poor Joshua David Stein had to ask him how big his junk is. This would all be horrifying if it made any sort of sense.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Enjoy your fifteen inches of fame.

IBentMyWookie
IBentMyWookie (#133)

Listen, I ain't interested in him for the conversation, okay?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

He should move to Italy.

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

Every mother's dream..to hear your child thanking "Fleshbot" on TV.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Considering his mother, she might well be proud.

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

You make a good point.

Urbania
Urbania (#94)

This is all happening rather quickly. Playgirl? Levi is going nekkid? Wow, you miss a meeting and the whole world goes upside down.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I think you're misreading issue.

Merriam-Webster: "2. the action of going, coming, or flowing out. ... 7. a discharge ... from the body."

Or, let us imagine Sarah Palin as Queen Margaret: "Thou slander of thy mother's heavy womb! / Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!"

Or Levi, Adonis to our Venus, our burgeoning flower:
'Poor flower,' quoth she, 'this was thy fathers guise--
Sweet issue of a more sweet-smelling sire--
For every little grief to wet his eyes:
To grow unto himself was his desire ...

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

In fairness, I believe they are printing a special dead-tree edition of this particular issue, for obvious reasons. Team Levi!

therzo
therzo (#1,085)

I think I heard that they're trying to make a go of it as a quarterly. I guarantee you there will be a print version of this ish.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

It's not saying much but I am far more interested in this Levi chap than I am in what a tattooed check-bouncer who once graced the tighter-jeaned-locales of NY thinks of jail.

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