Comments on: Serena Williams Now Nabisco's Chief Pimp

By: myfanwy

myfanwy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:39:40 +0000

Leaving the wrapper on prevents proper digestion. They really are guilt-free!

By: p is for pee

p is for pee — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:57:58 +0000

I know how to solve this… with Papa John's Pizza! Only the best ingredients solve any problem of feeling bad inside.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:44:38 +0000

I've been using a LOT of Sinex since that Jennifer Capriati ad.

By: major disaster

major disaster — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:09:12 +0000

Someone should maybe tell her that if you keep eating them, they add up to a little more than 100 calories.

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:58:55 +0000

Feeling sad? Try a refreshing Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Oh man, that's good.

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:52:58 +0000

heyyyyyoooooo!

By: giovanni

giovanni — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:40:22 +0000

RT @giovannigf #biteyourtongue!

By: hman

hman — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:31:04 +0000

Oh, hello.

By: iplaudius

iplaudius — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:31:03 +0000

Those girls are built like thoroughbreds. Why are they hawking shit for anorexics?

By: hman

hman — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:25 +0000

Does she eat them or shove them down her fucking throat?

By: OuackMallard

OuackMallard — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:21 +0000

"I'm going to shove this [expletive] Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack down your [expletive] throat."

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:26:27 +0000

God Twitter is lame.

By: mathnet

mathnet — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:25:18 +0000

I feel bad inside because I just ate a Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack.

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:21:08 +0000

sigh. and this thing is like this thing. one of those days:
"Yesterday, actor Ashton Kutcher kicked off the campaign by tweeting his involvement in the Nikon Film Festival, a user-generated content contest for people to…"