November 23, 2009

Serena Williams Now Nabisco's Chief Pimp

by Choire posted @4:15 PM

NABISCO'S WHOREThis is sad. I feel bad inside. TRUST NO ONE.

 
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  1. Abe Sauer [#148]

    sigh. and this thing is like this thing. one of those days:
    "Yesterday, actor Ashton Kutcher kicked off the campaign by tweeting his involvement in the Nikon Film Festival, a user-generated content contest for people to…"

  2. mathnet [#27]

    I feel bad inside because I just ate a Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack.

  3. vonbondie3000 [#774]

    "I'm going to shove this [expletive] Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack down your [expletive] throat."

  4. hman [#53]

    Does she eat them or shove them down her fucking throat?

  5. iplaudius [#1066]

    Those girls are built like thoroughbreds. Why are they hawking shit for anorexics?

  6. NotAndersonCooper [#158]

    Feeling sad? Try a refreshing Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Oh man, that's good.

  7. major disaster [#91]

    Someone should maybe tell her that if you keep eating them, they add up to a little more than 100 calories.

  8. KarenUhOh [#19]

    I've been using a LOT of Sinex since that Jennifer Capriati ad.

  9. Miss Kingston [#900]

    I know how to solve this… with Papa John's Pizza! Only the best ingredients solve any problem of feeling bad inside.

 

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