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Monday, November 23, 2009

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Serena Williams Now Nabisco's Chief Pimp

NABISCO'S WHOREThis is sad. I feel bad inside. TRUST NO ONE.

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Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

sigh. and this thing is like this thing. one of those days:
"Yesterday, actor Ashton Kutcher kicked off the campaign by tweeting his involvement in the Nikon Film Festival, a user-generated content contest for people to..."

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

I feel bad inside because I just ate a Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

heyyyyyoooooo!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

God Twitter is lame.

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

RT @giovannigf #biteyourtongue!

OuackMallard
OuackMallard (#774)

"I'm going to shove this [expletive] Nabisco 100 Calorie Pack down your [expletive] throat."

hman
hman (#53)

Oh, hello.

hman
hman (#53)

Does she eat them or shove them down her fucking throat?

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Those girls are built like thoroughbreds. Why are they hawking shit for anorexics?

NotAndersonCooper

Feeling sad? Try a refreshing Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Oh man, that's good.

major disaster

Someone should maybe tell her that if you keep eating them, they add up to a little more than 100 calories.

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

Leaving the wrapper on prevents proper digestion. They really are guilt-free!

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I've been using a LOT of Sinex since that Jennifer Capriati ad.

p is for pee
p is for pee (#900)

I know how to solve this... with Papa John's Pizza! Only the best ingredients solve any problem of feeling bad inside.

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