Sarah Palin is concerned about a lot of things that are happening in this great nation of ours, but perhaps nothing is more disturbing than the terrible conspiracy to remove "In God We Trust" from the new presidential dollar coins. (The phrase was engraved on the coins' edge.) At a top-secret speech in Wisconsin on Friday, the former Alaska governor broached this very serious subject, asking, "Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that?" Turns out, it was the U.S. Mint! And it's since been reversed! But that's okay, Sarah's still kind of new to the Internet and stuff; we're sure she'll learn about Snopes.com soon enough.
Monday, November 9, 2009
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Wait till she finds out that George Washington wore makeup.
and had Syphilis!
Did he really have wooden teeth, or is that just a myth?
He didn't have wooden teeth. They were made of ivory and other animal's teeth. For some reason, I think some of them were carved from Hippopotamus teeth.
He was obviously a gay elitist then. Wood is good enough for Real Americans.
Particle board, even.
MDFF=Medium Density Founding Father
And "AND" credit is pretty coveted in some parts, in fact an excellent way to sidestep the fact that Jesus is never gonna get first position when George Washington is on the coin.
So Washington will be a more successful $1 coin than Sacajawea and Susan B. Anthony were?! Sexism!
But really, I can't believe they're doing this again.
Unrelated: Please make Natasha Vargas-Cooper type more quickly.
You could always check in here to get you through your darkest cravings!
Ooh yes, a little amuse bouche is nice.
Ditto on the unrelated. I keep checking back here like some OCD monkey with a keyboard.
He looks like a young David Cassidy with all that flowing, feathered hair.
My mother has never found an internet rumor she didn't forward on to me. My mother loves Sarah Palin.
what drives the fascination with this dolt?
smart? my pet rock has more brains.
political shrewdness? she quit her job.
good looks? i've crawled over better looking women just to jack off.
i don't get it.
But isn't it more troubling to Ms Palin and others on the far right that replacing paper money with coins is the sort of thing that socialist countries, like Canada and Britain, and Yurp, do?
Can Sarah Palin like... stop having an opinion on anything? Ever? Please?
Also, the Republican Congress commissioned the new coins, which were subsequently approved by the Bush Administration. Research!
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1109/Palin_in_Wisconsin.html#