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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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Orly Taitz Could Have Prevented The Massacre At Fort Hood

The fact that her name is O RLY will never stop being funny to me"Recent terrorist incident at Fort Hood has given this question paramount importance. This order has advocated blind obedience by the members of the military. If someone were to have common sense, brains and strength of character to challenge allegiance of Nidal Malik Hasan in court, after he made numerous anti-American and antimilitary statements, maybe 12 young boys wouldn't be 6 feet under today, maybe 12 mothers and 12 fathers wouldn't had their hearts ripped out of their chests and torn apart."
-Birther Queen Bee Orly Taitz explains why the court should reconsider her recently-dismissed complaint against Barack Obama.

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HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Andy_Warhol/drag.jpeg

sox
sox (#652)

WOULD YOU STOP POSTING THIS PHOTO OF THIS PERSON IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT AND IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME.
Thank you,
pc

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

I SECOND THAT!!

garge
garge (#736)

I am genuinely confused. Three of the thirteen casualties were women and ... am I just completely misunderstanding?

Also, as soon as B. Hussein's Kenyan certif learns to operate a weapon, every day will be the day before the day after Columbine.

SarahHeartburn

Uh, weren't a few of those young boys GIRLS? One of whom was pregnant? Read the papers, lady. Oops, forgot, you can't read.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Three of them were women, you defective fuck.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Not one to let facts get in the way.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

She does have a point: if we tie up potential postal gunmen in court, they'll be too busy litigating to shoot people.

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

Much as reality and facts do not matter to this waste of a woman, neither does the fact that women were killed that day as well.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Yes, what we need more of is loyalty oaths.

And all Muslim soldiers will be preemptively sued for treason. They will be considered guilty until proven innocent. The cases will not be dismissed, despite the lack of evidence. And for the safety of the American people, their persons will be imprisoned until they can prove their innocence and loyalty.

And then we will salute the flag, our mouths and eyes watering with patriotism, as the constitution burns.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Don't forget camps! We need camps!

Mindpowered
Mindpowered (#948)

And Stars. Don't forget the stars.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I get a star AND a pink triangle!

zsumoz
zsumoz (#2,169)

Until right now, I was blissfully unaware of this woman's existence. Also, Orly Taitz: ENGLISH, asshole.

Shivery.McPickles

You were? How did you do that? Can you tell me for when I invent my time machine?

zsumoz
zsumoz (#2,169)

I unno, McPickles. I knew "Birthers" were dingbats and I left it at that. And I generally avoid exposure to the grotesque, mouth-farting imbeciles who populate the outer fringe of infotainment, or something - who give it its face. Face in quotes, in this instance. Plus. I'm in prison.

Also: Oily Taint.
Also: I missed the Bubble Boy story about the kid in the helium ship. But Day After Bubble Boy was super exciting.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

Why report on this person? There's a million crazies in this country.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

Because she's photogenic.

have fun or die

her jaw is about to unhinge and swallow my innocence

barnhouse
barnhouse (#1,326)

I wonder if Orly can also stop the ten suicides a month that have been taking place at Fort Hood?

zsumoz
zsumoz (#2,169)

Also - http://www.nndb.com/people/935/000022869/channing1.jpg

DorothyMantooth

THAT's the one.

josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

This woman looks exactly like stock footage for The Onion.

faustbanana
faustbanana (#653)

Orly Taitz Could Have Hoarded The Mascara At Fort Hood.

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