Oh no! Has Aerosmith's Steven Tyler quit the band? That's what guitarist Joe Perry says! This is terrible news for everyone stuck in 1989. Related: What ever happened to Alicia Silverstone?
She's a bestselling author, natch!
Alicia Silverstone turned into some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent.
she's a hardcore vegan, if i remember my seventeen magazine profile correctly.
she was on craig ferguson last week, where she went on before salman rushdie. now whos the has-been rushdie!
I'll thank you to refer to her as Batgirl.
Gary Cherone's agent is busy this morning.
I look forward to them finding a YouTube video of an impoverished guy from the Philippines who sounds exactly like a Southeast Asian Steven Tyler, and hires him as their new lead singer, creating a heartwarming human-interest story that sweeps the nation, and giving a band full of old guys a second chance to live out their dreams of dropping dead mid-drum solo at a mid-sized concert venue at age 86.
Hey,any way you want it…
But will they give the guy from the Philippines the requisite lips?
One can hope!
Also – note to self: hiring, not hires. Things get confusing when you are afflicted with such a crippling run-on sentence problem.
She was doing a reading somewhere in the city last week.
He's quit the band, but his lips remain.
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