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Monday, November 9, 2009

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Old Man No Longer Associating With Other Old Men, Says Different Old Man

Oh no! Has Aerosmith's Steven Tyler quit the band? That's what guitarist Joe Perry says! This is terrible news for everyone stuck in 1989. Related: What ever happened to Alicia Silverstone?

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Dan Kois
Dan Kois (#646)

She's a bestselling author, natch!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/books/bestseller/besthardadvice.html?ref=bestseller

dado
dado (#102)

Alicia Silverstone turned into some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent.

maebefunke
maebefunke (#154)

she's a hardcore vegan, if i remember my seventeen magazine profile correctly.

wantonheretic

she was on craig ferguson last week, where she went on before salman rushdie. now whos the has-been rushdie!

Matt
Matt (#26)

I'll thank you to refer to her as Batgirl.

CaptainFantastic

Gary Cherone's agent is busy this morning.

HeyThatsMyBike

I look forward to them finding a YouTube video of an impoverished guy from the Philippines who sounds exactly like a Southeast Asian Steven Tyler, and hires him as their new lead singer, creating a heartwarming human-interest story that sweeps the nation, and giving a band full of old guys a second chance to live out their dreams of dropping dead mid-drum solo at a mid-sized concert venue at age 86.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Hey,any way you want it...

But will they give the guy from the Philippines the requisite lips?

HeyThatsMyBike

One can hope!
Also - note to self: hiring, not hires. Things get confusing when you are afflicted with such a crippling run-on sentence problem.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

She was doing a reading somewhere in the city last week.

missdelite
missdelite (#625)

He's quit the band, but his lips remain.

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