November 9, 2009

Oh no! Has Aerosmith's Steven Tyler quit the band? That's what guitarist Joe Perry says! This is terrible news for everyone stuck in 1989. Related: What ever happened to Alicia Silverstone?

by Balk posted @10:40 AM
 
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  1. dado [#102]

    Alicia Silverstone turned into some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent.

  2. wantonheretic [#54]

    she was on craig ferguson last week, where she went on before salman rushdie. now whos the has-been rushdie!

  3. Matt [#26]

    I'll thank you to refer to her as Batgirl.

  4. CaptainFantastic [#534]

    Gary Cherone's agent is busy this morning.

  5. HeyThatsMyBike [#500]

    I look forward to them finding a YouTube video of an impoverished guy from the Philippines who sounds exactly like a Southeast Asian Steven Tyler, and hires him as their new lead singer, creating a heartwarming human-interest story that sweeps the nation, and giving a band full of old guys a second chance to live out their dreams of dropping dead mid-drum solo at a mid-sized concert venue at age 86.

  6. HiredGoons [#603]

    She was doing a reading somewhere in the city last week.

  7. missdelite [#625]

    He's quit the band, but his lips remain.

 

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