New Album Title Sends Internet Into Hideous Racial Tailspin
So a new Tyga mixtape is coming out (he is a rapper!), called Black Thoughts, and then it became a Twitter tag, and then someone made one called #whitethoughts, and now the ENTIRE INTERNET is mad at each other. (Except most of the Internet, who is laughing their asses off.) I'm not saying anything here, but I'm just saying.
Cue about five thousand attempts by other musicians to take their music "viral" in a similar way.
(First up: Weezer. I bet.)
Choire, I love you and have for years, but can we get rid of these? I'm so sick of hearing about Twitter, and I'm so glad all statistics indicate that Twitter has already started their slide towards oblivion. I suggest cute photos of baby animals instead.
Ha!
But I'm obsessed! Twitter is the maelstrom of networks. It's amazing, and I actually kind of love it?
Well, if you love it.
Wait. Loving Choire for years entitles you to editorial influence? That's emotional blackmail. I've also loved him for years and ask nothing more than pure unadulterated Sicha whimsy. And a phone call on my birthday.
I hate Choire, but there are a thousand sites with cute baby animals and I only know one site like this one so fuck baby animals here please(even though I do love cute baby animals and I actually collect them).
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4334/fuckyeahpuppies.jpg
Curious to know what these "all statistics" are. Not doubting, just wondering.
I've loved Choire only briefly, but I think he's doing pretty okay without baby animals. Hairless bears more than make up for it.
I'm not weighing in until I hear from at least one black woman named after a third-drawer Korean auto maker.
reading is fund… (shai — rhymes with shay, not kia)
my bad, more probably rhymes with "shy" — still not kia
Her name is Ssangyong?
And hello to you, too!
Come on, links or it did not happen.
Go to the Twitter homepage.
"#whitethoughts let's go in on a game of bowling #blackthoughts let's put some money down on this bowling game on the Wii"
Haha well that sums up America's racial divide.
Wait what? I would gladly put money on a Wii game many times before I would actually go to a bowling alley.
"#blackthoughts yo dis sandwich is horrible yo. like #killyaself #whitethoughts this sandwich is GRRREAT!!!"
Haha we like different sandwiches, as well.
#blackthoughts drive like THIS, and
#whitethoughts drive like THIS.
Apropos of nothing, but "Hideous Racial Tailspin" would be quite a corking album title itself.