Rachel Christie, Miss England, has relinquished her crown after being arrested for assaulting Miss Manchester at a nightclub where Miss Manchester showed Miss England a "saucy text message" allegedly sent to Miss Manchester by Miss England's boyfriend (an ex of Miss Manchester's) Tornado, who stars on Britain's Gladiators. No knives were involved, but, really, that would just be gilding the lily, wouldn't it?
Friday, November 6, 2009
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OK, you have to stop this now. How about some stories about how we're kind to puppies and love our mothers and have nicer accents than you?
It would be no more than fair to point out that these girls have had access to first-rate dental care, too.
It's got a lovely Ploughmans here and there.
But really do something about the leaf delays
Unless there is a dance floor, it's just a fancy bar.
The ad that popped up with this article was for Ann Coulter's column. Brilliant.
I got 'Reclaim Your Brain'
The residue of the Empire is stuck to the soles of the Brit's New and Lingwood saddle loafers.
Where is the grainy cellphone video of this!?!?!
will this inspire the Miss England competition to include wrestling/ultimate fighting in next years pageant?
According to the statistics, they were both tanked.
This is what the world is like when everyone is famous.
High School?
Holy guacamole, people! I've resisted the urge to make any sort of "tranny"-adjacent comments directed toward this girl (though it's not been easy), but did y'all click through and see the other one??!
Lawdy.
Wait, that's a doll, right? I mean, that really is a plastic face with paint and dyed horsehair!
Knifecrime Island is obviously at the forefront of Real Doll technology.
Miss England reminds me of the "She by Sheree" lady and Miss Manchester a drag Marie Osmond. Gladiator Tornado's publicity photos brings to mind the work of Boris Vallejo. Whose artwork I believe is the basis of this photoshopped illustration:
http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sports-teams-massive-financial-advantage-finally-pays-off.
All three participants in this seem to have very exaggerated self images.