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Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Knifecrime Island Update

A little late to this one, but with so many of our favorite trends coming together it would be remiss of us not to mention it: "A hairdresser who glassed another woman in the face leaving her covered in blood on the dance floor was identified by social networking site Facebook." Also: The presiding magistrate told the defendant, "In nine times out of ten people that glass people in a club go to prison when they have a record. You now have a record and if you lose your control again, which you did that evening, you will end up going to prison." Glassing! I cannot get enough of it.

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

If the 'non-deliberate, non-premeditated' Aussault is perpetrated with a bottle made of glass, is that still glassing, or is it bottling?

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

It's still called glassing. In England "Bottling" means chickening out.

TableNine
TableNine (#1,104)

Or a going on a blind date with Fatty Arbuckle. Too Soon?

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Servicey!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Ha! Been reading 'Hollywood Babylon'?

TerseNursePornstein

Manic Panic! At The Disco

TerseNursePornstein

On the subject of courts, I've read this thing three times now and the only offensive act that jumps out at me is the use of Facebook. Help a girl out?

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

Why are the English still allowed to drink of glass containers? Shouldn't the courts have decreed Dixie cups only by now?

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Ha--I was totally thinking Australia! Maybe it was the word Walkabout in the headline? But yes, I see clearly now, by Balk's hidden title, that the glassing occurred on our beloved Kinfecrime Island.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Shit like this must be why we won the revolution.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

We couldn't get close enough the glass the Minutemen in the face?

garge
garge (#736)

Damned bayonets!

Leave us alone
Leave us alone (#2,258)

The Watford Observer! From over a week ago?
Isn't this getting a little vindictive?

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

It always comes late in the mail. I guess there was a postal strike or something?

brianvan
brianvan (#149)

Begbie approves.

//That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.

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