Your headline of the day, via the Mail:
Apparently both Jesus and Joseph of Arimathaea were totally pumped to see the Stone Roses' comeback gig and were bitterly disappointed when the band pulled out. Doubters can take comfort in that fact that "there is nothing specific by way of archaeological finds; Jesus's shoe has not turned up."
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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Who needs a shoe when you've got footprints in the sand?
but only the one set so jesus CARRIED his uncle to Glastonbury which is also gross. Also, this post would SO get the sierra trading company ugg ad wouldn't it?
Also 'visited Glastonbury with his uncle' is obviously the grossest euphemism ever.
Yeah, that headline skeeves me all kinds of out.
I'm sure someone will find his shoe on a piece of toast soon enough.
Thought I saw them in the first row during Bjorn Again's set.
Will they return? U2 needs an opening act.