It may be time for us to once again venture outdoors; the terrible scourge of Swine Flu appears to have peaked. It's been a horrific epidemic, as evidenced by the rioting, looting, and dead bodies of H1N1 victims piling up in the streets, but with the blessings of the Lord it seems that we hardy few survivors are now able to reassemble what's left of our shattered society.
Friday, November 20, 2009
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Wait-- Peak Pig Virus is good? I thought depletion of the world's pig virus reserves would lead to grave consequences for the world economy and population?
Does this mean we can have waffles again?
I thought that, as in 'I Am Legend,' I might at least get a townhouse on Washington Square Park out of the deal. Oh well.
This morning was beautiful. Ugh, what a day to be stuck inside at a cubicle...
I have a skylight over my desk, which is both pleasant and taunting.
Oh good! Now Egypt can un-kill their entire pig population!
Shush, shush I say! I blew off 2 classes last night to go to a concert and I may have implied in my emails to my professors that I had pig flu. Do not destroy my cover story!
What I'm getting is that they're tired of diagnosing it.