Some types of JERSEY MAYHEM!!! never change. Back in summer 1988, on one of my first days delivering pizza in Jersey's Long Branch area, I received some counsel from one of the older drivers. "You'll get a call to make a delivery and when you show up to the house some hot chick's gonna open the door in just her bra and panties and invite you inside," he said. "Don't go inside. There's gonna be some big dude in there waiting to jump out and beat the shit out of you. Trust me. It's a set up." I stared at him, incredulous. "Don't get me wrong," he continued, "I've banged my share of customers-we all have. But you gotta be careful." Now, I found this story very hard to believe. This particular older driver was not exactly known as a ladies' man. In fact, he was famously rumored to have only one testicle. But, as we are reminded by the hairy but ultimately successful undercover sting operation that Long Branch police executed last week, in which a cop posed as a pizza delivery man to capture a roving gang of pizza-delivery-guy attackers, the main gist of his message was something to heed. Pizza delivery is, actually, kind of a dangerous job!