Ladies, how often do you face this dilemma? You're going out on the town and you want to snag a man. But how much of yourself should you put on display? Show too little skin and you risk being ignored; show too much and things are sure to get rapey. Fortunately, Science is here with the solution: The correct answer is 40%. Also: "For the purposes of the study, each arm accounts for 10 per cent, each leg for 15 per cent and the torso for 50 per cent." Now you know.
These studies from the Ed Gein Institute tend to vary in their results over time, I've noticed.
so, ladies should go out with both legs showing but cover one arm? i am so confused.
This study is clearly nothing more than blatant propaganda from the Asymetrical Lobby ("Big 80s").
That's only if you wear a face and neck mask--
Who doesn't have a one-armed leotard in their wardrobe? Duh!
Just find Roman Polanski.
*Applicable only to women ages 12-22. Blondes only, please.
Someone needs to tell Blake Lively. Legs OR tits dear, you're giving away the store.
Keep quiet you.
The head doesn't count?
I Rock Out With My Cock Out.
Some one do the math for me....
1.5 %
pi.
pi is sexy
It has nice curves.
"Teri Hatcher shows off about 40 per cent of her flesh - perfect for attracting the right amount of male attention"
The file photo accompanying this caption is unholy genius. I mean the stepladder...
[Click through to Daily Mail story for photo, I should add.]
HER FLESH!
So wearing panty hose counts as showing flesh?
What about a body suit that's at 60% opacity?!
Some questions need urgent answers!
Science! what an amazing system for classifications. it never ceases to amaze me. This is like finding out that the universe is ever-expanding.
So a Snuggie with nothing under it and a large pair of granny panties would also leave about 40% of my body exposed. LOOK OUT BOYS, HERE I COME!!!
This justifies my leotard-and-long-gloves regimentals. Although by this definition, skank boots and a sleeveless turtleneck that hits at the hip would also be acceptable, so how can I be so sure?
What a-butta face?
About 40% of my flesh is exposed so I can get a boyfriend to buy me four whiskeys in one glass for washing out all my cuts on the other 60%. http://www.edithzimmerman.com/blog/?p=293
I thought that was her best one yet until I read the one that followed.
(retardedly tied)
Hmmm this helps me plan my Saturday night costume somewhat. I think I'll go for 42% just to be pushy.
headdesk.
Could Science get back to curing cancer, please?
i don't know guys, i'm wearing a catsuit that ends in a balaclava and i think it's working.
With skank boots?