Comments on: How to Make and Eat the Perfect Cranberry Sauce for Thanksgiving! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving Seriously, this could not be more beta Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:59:17 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Antonia Capet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41595 Antonia Capet Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:42:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41595 WHAT IS THE MAN STUFF? You hold secrets and must share them. WHAT IS THE MAN STUFF? You hold secrets and must share them.

]]> By: roboloki http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41278 roboloki Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:36:15 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41278 but i'm left handed and have no cat! but i'm left handed and have no cat!

]]> By: jason rhyley http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41238 jason rhyley Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:47:55 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41238 My apologies, Balk, but fap fap fap fap My apologies, Balk, but

fap fap fap fap

]]> By: Sakurambobomb http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41056 Sakurambobomb Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:34:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41056 Nothing could be more erotique than a splosh video involving Choire, a cat, and a few cans of cranberry. H-O-T!!! Nothing could be more erotique than a splosh video involving Choire, a cat, and a few cans of cranberry. H-O-T!!!

]]> By: garge http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41055 garge Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41055 oh, NOW I get it! oh, NOW I get it!

]]> By: Natasha Vargas-Cooper http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41048 Natasha Vargas-Cooper Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:48:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41048 I would like to Cat the Cat on the keyboard. I would like to Cat the Cat on the keyboard.

]]> By: ProfessorBen http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41030 ProfessorBen Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:54:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41030 +midwest! +midwest!

]]> By: shmooner http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41023 shmooner Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:21:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41023 ::SWOON:: ::SWOON::

]]> By: FeyBoohoozer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41021 FeyBoohoozer Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:40:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41021 definitely, for sure. sigh definitely, for sure. sigh

]]> By: missdelite http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-41013 missdelite Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:29:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-41013 And his. And his.

]]> By: FeyBoohoozer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40999 FeyBoohoozer Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:17:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40999 gawd, after watching that, I just want Choire to take a big handful and smear it all over my body. gawd, after watching that, I just want Choire to take a big handful and smear it all over my body.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40994 HiredGoons Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:00:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40994 + JCPenney + JCPenney

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40993 HiredGoons Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:58:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40993 I, for one, would like to see Choire's keyboard at the end of this holiday season. I, for one, would like to see Choire's keyboard at the end of this holiday season.

]]> By: Syan Reacrest http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40979 Syan Reacrest Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:28:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40979 I have seriously never found Choire hotter. Plus, we smoke the same brand, which explains a lot as to why he chain smokes, they are so damn light, it is like really expensive air. I have seriously never found Choire hotter.
Plus, we smoke the same brand, which explains a lot as to why he chain smokes, they are so damn light, it is like really expensive air.

]]> By: h_bee http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40947 h_bee Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:29:21 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40947 That was to HiredGoons. That was to HiredGoons.

]]> By: h_bee http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40946 h_bee Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:28:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40946 Thank you for picking up on my new internet meme. Thank you for picking up on my new internet meme.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40928 HiredGoons Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:57:17 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40928 Tops vs. Bottoms. Tops vs. Bottoms.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40899 Hez Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:58:10 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40899 Yeesh, Tuna. TinyURL.com: let me show u it. Yeesh, Tuna.

TinyURL.com: let me show u it.

]]> By: DorothyMantooth http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40894 DorothyMantooth Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:41:02 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40894 I'm wondering how something so disgusting can be simultaneously so arousing. I'm wondering how something so disgusting can be simultaneously so arousing.

]]> By: rod_townsend http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40890 rod_townsend Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:36:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40890 You see, that's the difference between girls that like boys and men that like men. The aesthetic to which you, and Choi and the teen girls are craving is not anything remotely masculine. It is man denuded of all that icky “man” stuff. I think teen girls have the concept of what they like in a man, but without actual knowledge of what a man is simply crave muscley, doofy versions of themselves that like motorcycles and cliff-diving. Once sexualized, they either learn to love the masculine quality… Oh my god. Gender is complicated. Anyway. No boners for those creatures. Except maybe the dad. You see, that's the difference between girls that like boys and men that like men.

The aesthetic to which you, and Choi and the teen girls are craving is not anything remotely masculine. It is man denuded of all that icky “man” stuff.

I think teen girls have the concept of what they like in a man, but without actual knowledge of what a man is simply crave muscley, doofy versions of themselves that like motorcycles and cliff-diving. Once sexualized, they either learn to love the masculine quality…

Oh my god. Gender is complicated.

Anyway. No boners for those creatures. Except maybe the dad.

]]> By: h_bee http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40882 h_bee Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:28:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40882 I just realized I cannot abide opening from the bottom of the can. I know it's arbitrary which is the top and which is the bottom, and it's all in how the label is glued on, but this is some weird recessive OCD thing that have just learned about myself. Team Top! I just realized I cannot abide opening from the bottom of the can. I know it's arbitrary which is the top and which is the bottom, and it's all in how the label is glued on, but this is some weird recessive OCD thing that have just learned about myself.

Team Top!

]]> By: hockeymom http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40878 hockeymom Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:24:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40878 Or the opening the bottom of the can technique? Or the opening the bottom of the can technique?

]]> By: Brooklyn Battery http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40873 Brooklyn Battery Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40873 No discussion of what a design classic the Swing-a-Way can opener is? No discussion of what a design classic the Swing-a-Way can opener is?

]]> By: Matt http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40872 Matt Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:11:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40872 *holding you, Balkishly* *holding you, Balkishly*

]]> By: jolie http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-and-eat-the-perfect-cranberry-sauce-for-thanksgiving#comment-40867 jolie Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:05:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=19578#comment-40867 I'm also really (TRULY!) thankful for <i>Matt[#26]</i> for being the best ever player at my reindeer games. I'm also really (TRULY!) thankful for Matt[#26] for being the best ever player at my reindeer games.

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