Hot For Fall (Hahaha, Get It?): Japanese USB Breast Warmers

I am NOT going to make a NIPPON jokeCombining their twin obsessions of technology and lady parts, Japanese inventors have harnessed their talents to come up with these USB breast warmers, which, as you would expect, are at the cutting edge of USB breast-warming mechanization science. Sometimes I feel like “Japan” is one of the greatest, longest-lasting “Punk’d” episodes ever. [Via the must-read Topless Robot.]