November 30, 2009

Emily Gould reads two books about love so you don't have to—the Christina Nehring brief history of romance and Julie Metz's crazy memoir. WARNING: the Metz book contains the sentence "I creamed the lacy panties I had bought for the occasion." Wow.

by Choire posted @1:30 PM
 
BOOKS,  EW,  LADIES,  READING
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  1. NotAndersonCooper [#158]

    I'll read these books during the 10PM time slot.

  2. davidwatts [#72]

    Has Haddaway ever been quoted more poignantly?

  3. tralafel [#1221]

    What we talk about when we talk about sappy self-indulgence.

  4. Mindpowered [#948]

    Both these women seem to be suffering from Sandra Tsing-Oh disease.

    If I do it, it must be universal therefore right. Therefore I'm going to tell you to do it my way (or at least get some money out of it.)

  5. kitten_witawip [#99]

    "I've been kissing you all over today, especially the pink tender bits"

    That has got to be the most uninspired horny email writing I've ever seen. I can't believe the guy actually made a living writing about food.

  6. sailor [#396]

    For different reasons, both women seem to be functioning in some alternate reality that it mercifully beyond my ken, or caring for that matter.

  7. sailor [#396]

    Or "is" mercifully…Argh. Too much family holiday magic.

  8. MlleTrashheap [#1991]

    Gross. One of the many reasons this is soooo unsexy: ladies don't CREAM their panties when they're excited. That's called discharge and if it's remarkable then she needs a doctor. Sexywet is clear.

 

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