Emily Gould reads two books about love so you don't have to-the Christina Nehring brief history of romance and Julie Metz's crazy memoir. WARNING: the Metz book contains the sentence "I creamed the lacy panties I had bought for the occasion." Wow.
Emily Gould reads two books about love so you don't have to-the Christina Nehring brief history of romance and Julie Metz's crazy memoir. WARNING: the Metz book contains the sentence "I creamed the lacy panties I had bought for the occasion." Wow.
Cook THAT book.
No thank you.
I'll read these books during the 10PM time slot.
Has Haddaway ever been quoted more poignantly?
Baby don't hurt me.
What we talk about when we talk about sappy self-indulgence.
Both these women seem to be suffering from Sandra Tsing-Oh disease.
If I do it, it must be universal therefore right. Therefore I'm going to tell you to do it my way (or at least get some money out of it.)
Incorrect.
"I've been kissing you all over today, especially the pink tender bits"
That has got to be the most uninspired horny email writing I've ever seen. I can't believe the guy actually made a living writing about food.
I dunno, have you seen this?
For different reasons, both women seem to be functioning in some alternate reality that it mercifully beyond my ken, or caring for that matter.
Or "is" mercifully...Argh. Too much family holiday magic.
Gross. One of the many reasons this is soooo unsexy: ladies don't CREAM their panties when they're excited. That's called discharge and if it's remarkable then she needs a doctor. Sexywet is clear.