Gay Marriage Opponent Has Valuable Lesson For Nation's Youth
Beauty queen Carrie Prejean appeared on the "Today Show" this morning to discuss her masturbation video (and, I guess, her new book). The important thing she wants you to know, kids, is that "nothing is private anymore." So very true.
Don't put anything on film you wouldn't want your priest, I mean, grandmother to see.
You said "film". How charmingly 20th century.
She's a Born Again, so I guess that would be pastor?
It and I am charming. Priest-paster, they're all collecting your money.
I can't watch the video right now, I'm at work.
Meredith Viera said "sexting." I need to shower. With a toaster.
It's trying times like these when I turn to the immortal words of Rodney Dangerfield: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Gosh, Carrie, now you know how the geighs feel when everyone is all up in their business.
AMEN, for the love of G-d, AMEN.
"Beauty queen Carrie Prejean…
At what point does one "become" a beauty queen? When they win a pageant? How long is their reign?
When was the last time she won anything? 2008? Can't her title be changed to something more appropriate?
The title is appointed by god in his infinite wisdom, obviously.
Postjean.
By that logic I am Book Token Winner Lee because I won one at school when I was 14.
Similarly, I am Spelling Bee Champion (5th grade) Sargasm.
Me, too! (Though not Sargasm, obviously.)
A little part of me is grateful to Perez Hilton for starting this whole thing, but a larger part of me wants to keep ignoring him.
I've been having the Divinyls running through my head all morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM