From Chinaboys To Chinamen

I love how British people call Asian people oriental unless they're talking about Indian people who get to be called Asian. But what I love most of all is when old people call Asian dudes Chinamen because it is SO funny and makes me think, "cocksucker YOU" and itch to feed you to the pigs like in Deadwood! Anyway there's this article in China Daily about a new trend amongst affluent Sino-parents to send their prized baby boys to military school instead of smartypants private boarding school-type institutions because the country doesn't just conscript your sorry undisciplined ass into mandatory service for a couple years like really cool nations like South Korea and Finland. Amongst the skills learned at such hardcore academies of goose-stepping dudeliness is "memorizing codes and rules… finishing a meal without looking at [the] food" AND most importantly learning to "take criticism, no matter how unreasonable." Yawn, so basically these little guys LEARN HOW TO BE GIRLS.