French People Are The New Japanese People
Just in case you were in any danger of getting behind the wheel of a Renault on purpose, you can happily scrub all such crazytalk from your head. The French have invented the Zoe Z.E. which is presently being swanned about at the European autoshows and will begin production in 2012. This is just in time to make absolutely sure that whatever detritus the next civilization finds of us will compel them shake their heads with mirth and also pity. Because this voiture electrique is a motherfucking spa car.
Oh yeah, this little suppository-looking mamma jamma is a collaboration between the auto-maker and the L'Oréal-owned Biotherm and because there really aren't any bigger fish to fry as priorities go, it ensures that the air conditioning is perfectly calibrated to emit hydrating air that battles sebum build up in your pores and wafts carefully selected scented oils into the cabin. Also, it makes everyone want to have sex with you because it advertises how simultaneously vain and insecure you are and everyone knows those make the best bedfellows if you can wait out the throw-up crying portion of the date.
I don't know about vanity and insecurity, but it would be nice to be able to fart in the car without my date noticing.
Of course he/she won't notice…too busy throwing up and crying.
Are you sure when they say 'Spa' they're not referring to the world-famous race track and testing ground at Spa, Belgium?
But Renault is making some great cars these days. So is Skoda! And the Citroen C4? Tabarnouche c'est jolie! Damn shame none of them make it over here (except maybe in a diluted form as Nissans, with whom Renault is BFF).
A Renault that leaks oil *inside* the cabin? Innovative!
Still, it looks cool.
I would happily surrender micropayments for a Mary HK Choi autoblog.
Yes. Where do we send our change bowls?
well i googled ms. HK (because I have the same sentiment), and she happens to have a pretty tremendously-named twitter page: ChoiToTheWorld!
To be fair, if French people were really the new Japanese people, there would be a special slot in that car for your private parts.
Yes. A toasty slot.
Why are comments closed on your other post?
Not that I had anything to say.
After earlier technical difficulties the comments on "Chinaboys to Chinamen" have now been opened for all your racialist invective.
Conveniently located on the body pillow airbags for your driving pleasure.
Well, Renault is Nissan now and vice versa and the Japanese have always been obsessed with air purification systems in their cars. So maybe we can get an Infiniti with a Tom Ford salty balls smell, which I would drive.
meanwhile the rachel zoe z.e. is more of a skeleton-car concept, and only comes in brown.