"They've gone a bit over the top. Essentially this is just about removing a bit of loose flesh, leaving behind an elegant-looking labia with minimum scarring. The procedure won't interfere with sexual function. Women want this for a number of reasons – some find it uncomfortable to ride a bike for instance, but for the majority it is aesthetic, that's true. Lads' mags are looked at by girlfriends, and make them think more about the way they look. We live in times where we are much more open about our bodies – and changing them – and labioplasty is simply a part of this."
-British plastic surgeon Douglas McGeorge rejects suggestions that the growing craze for vaginal reconstruction surgery is risky or dangerous. [Related]
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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YOGA IS FUCKING DANGEROUS
Cash for Clunkers
Bad news for fans of the "flying squirrel".
The doctor makes a good point - it is very, very difficult (nay, nearly impossible) to get men interested in having sex, so women need to try every trick in the book to get some.
I won't even look at a vagina without an engraved invitation accompanied by some kind of knickknack or gift card.
So for you, it's a swag bag, you're saying?
I demand that my partner change the look of her merchandise every month to avoid boring me.
What, inventive topiary just wasn't enough?
Sorry, this was in reply to giovanni...
Do not read the [Related] link. It's like if Wliiam S. Burroughs were an ob-gyn.
There really should have been a warning. Editors? NSFAnyone who has eaten within the last 20 minutes? You can PayPal me a new keyboard and cardigan. My username @aol.com.
It went on, and so much blood and guts for soo long, I wondered if I were being punk'd. And either that women uses a LOT of hyperbole in her storytelling, or she's got like 25 pints of blood in her body.
Yeah ... I think I developed vaginal psychosis at "There wasn’t really a hole thereâ€"it felt kind of flat." I mean, joking about having an inverted uterus was a part of my friends' humor repertoire in high school, and I heard an awful story about a sprouting potato from a gyne, but this was--you're right--beyond the physical possibility of blood generation, and propriety!
sprouting potato whatttttt
(Hands on ears) I'm not listening I'm not listening lalalalalalala...
Never once, in all the time I've spent thinking about vaginas, discussing vaginas, researching vaginas, and directly examining vaginas, has it occurred to me that anyone ought to alter her vagina. And I really have spent the better part of three decades with vaginas on my mind. This makes me sad.
Well, yeah, you only sleep with 13-year-old virgins.
IT IS MY RIGHT AS KING AND AVATAR OF THE SUN-GOD.
(And they're so soft.)
I spent no small amount of time considering the viability of vagina alteration after sleeping with a woman for the first time. I gave myself a good talking to and got over it right quick but yeah. Vaginal insecurity is real, Moff.
I don't doubt it's real! But I think getting over it makes infinitely more sense than surgery. (And I am deeply skeptical that, as the excerpt above suggests, there are a lot of dudes out there wishing that women would get it done.)
I used to work for a wacky Beverly Hills OB-GYN and can 100% attest to the fact that a few women out there desperately need this.
Do you mean they need it as in, medically/for physical comfort, or they need it because of the aforementioned insecurities?
Actually, I work in the plastic surgery world and you cannot IMAGINE some of the sad labia some women are "blessed" with, if you can call it that. I used to think chix who got labiaplasty had too much money and time on their hands but I gotta say, ewwwwwwwwwww there are alot of nasty dick mittens out there. Odd sizes, overly large, one side large, one side small; too big to wear jeans or ride the aforementioned bicycle, etc etc. They have my very real sympathy.
Sharp knives are on the long list of things that are not allowed to come near my ladyplace. Also on the list: hot coffee, wool, and any body parts belonging to Glenn Beck.
Back to the drawing board on your handmade Christmas present! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20741765
Who would buy a dildo that small?
Oh, but I so desperately need a tampon cozy (for an 8.5 in. tampon?!?!?)! Keep crocheting, Mathnet. It will distract you from watching too many teevee blowhards.
BBC's story is titled 'New Warnings on Perfect Vaginas' which made me wonder if designer dickmittens require a label reading 'May cause swelling in some men' Lame joke, but I've been waiting to use it somewhere since reading it yesterday.
Flappy labia are the new cankles?
Coming soon, Vagina Dentata whitening.
this is truly vulgar.
I think you mean 'truly vulvar'
I just had my penis 'tucked' recently so my banana seat was more comfy.
So...long live roast beast curtains?
YES.
This could all be solved with a zipper.
#WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU INTO THIS NEW VAGINA?
Sign me up.
do you a world where everyone looks 12?
i like women. growed up women.
drinking swearing growed up women who maybe take a bit off the fuzz for the sake of a bikini, but no more.
that's saying too much huh?
Thank. You. Brad.
Well.
My Fiancee recently picked up those new Reebok's, the ones that tighten yer ass.
They also tighten something else we discovered.
No need to go for a expensive surgery at all.
Next year on Law and Order: Women getting surgery on their vaginas to feel like young girls to have paid sex with pedophiles.