Cosmonaut Even Cooler Than That Diaper-Wearing NASA Chick

they shootin'Wow. Everyone drop everything and recognize game because this dude is a Russian astronaut blogging from SPACE. I mean, honestly, what’s the point of even trying to go there? Dude has escaped velocity and WEARS MORPHEUS GLASSES. He punks all of us but makes a goddamn tourist of NASA’s Mike Massimino’s Twitter account with its dullsville numbers and très terrestrial dispatches. I mean, unless your narrow behind is getting atrophied because there is no gravity where you’re standing you’re just some dude in Texas. You’re only as good as your last space tweet, bruh. Sorry. Plus, this other guy’s funny in that way foreign humor is broad as fuck. As in “general”. Not like “female” because those hoes are never funny.