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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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Did You Already Mess Up Thanksgiving Week?

Doh, here's some good advice about how to deal with this week that we forgot to give you yesterday. Sorry! Hope you figured it out! "Tuesday Night: Have sex with your spouse. Your family is getting in on Wednesday night and nobody is getting laid with in-laws in the other room. Unless you miss the kind of quiet and terrified sex you used to not do very much of in high school, Wednesday night is a non-starter. Sitting on your couch Thursday night while a small petting zoo rests in your stomach doesn't make anybody feel sexy either. And it's not going to get better over the weekend."

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HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I inadvertently followed your Tuesday night rule. Radical.

ljnd
ljnd (#86)

I did the opposite - had a massive "disagreement" that could be relationship-lethal. Still playing out....Crap. :(

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

You're doing it wrong. The fight was supposed to be Monday night.

ljnd
ljnd (#86)

Yeah, well, I was busy Monday.

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

My to list is shorter and still pretty good:
1. Be French
2. Don't give a shit about Thanksgiving
3. Have sex with your spouse every night

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

*call me

kitten_witawip

This is my plan as well. For the months of December and January I am an alien from outer space who has no concept of organized religions or calendar years.

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

Oui oui. We don't look like this for nothing.

Mary HK Choi
Mary HK Choi (#1,469)

AHAHAHA. Consume mass quantities.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

I so don't (want to) know you people's world.

Mine?

TUESDAY
Call dealers and transact to avoid wait on Wednesday night and possible lack of availability on Thursday.

WEDNESDAY
Make the butter for the special cookies before "second biggest party night of the year". (I've received three different things from promoters claiming this of Wednesday night, but I've never been sold on this.)

THURSDAY
Make the cookies and avoid contact high. Don't do coke before dinner is served. It's rude. You can do it before dessert though. Use excuse of "stuffed". Also, dairy in stomach with coke drip is nightmare. PS - Don't drink coffee.

FRIDAY
Do not make breakfast for [whomever]. People get nostalgic this time of year and might want a "boyfriend" which means buying a "present", and, well, just no.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Rod, sometimes I wonder if you do drugs.

katiebakes
katiebakes (#32)

I have no idea how to "pace" meal preparation (thawing frozen stock? What?) but the Tuesday night dealer call is a way more important advance-planning contingency anyway.

RocketSurgeon
RocketSurgeon (#1,632)

1. Tell family you don't have enough vacation time to visit at Thanksgiving
2. Make Thanksgiving dinner reservation at good restaurant
3. Have wake-up sex and enjoy a day off

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Just don't fuck the turkey, whatever you do!

This man ruined Easter:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43558

MisterHippity

Damn. I saw this too late.

Sorry, Honey.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

After a VERY long 20 year marriage, I left my spouse 8 months ago, so I had sex with someone else.

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