Congressman: Terrorists Will Assrape Your Children During Recess
I am currently suffering from the world's worst headcold—seriously, it feels like my neck is supporting a hundred odd pounds of snot and expectorant—so my judgment may be a little off. Rather than offer some sort of declarative statement, I will, instead, put it to you: Is this the most meretricious piece of fearmongering bullshit we've seen in months? I mean, am I insane, or are these people literally working from a platform of "We are giant pussies"? As I said, I'm all zoned out on decongestants, so maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Your thoughts?
Yes. Neti pot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neti_pot
Love,
My mom
I don't put anything up my nose except high grade China White.
Equally effective, I'd imagine. I have NEVER taken this nose-fetish advice. I am not a nostril magician! Hot eucalyptus-oil shower with bourbon obvs. http://hubpages.com/hub/Natural-Decongestants-and-Expectorants
Change of venue to Maricopa County granted.
Great. Chicken noodle soup all over my monitor!
it seems this ass monkey has spent too much time plotting on kidnappings. perhaps someone should keep an eye on her.
I said it before and I'll say it again: Arizona gives me the heebie-jeebies.
I keep reading his name as John Shagged
I pronounced it in my head as "shady g"
"Political correctness run amuck" is clearly the new Republican meme. They've been using it for legitimate issues lately and as we head into the holiday season, which Fox has already started running some "War on Christmas" stories, I don't expect it to end any time soon.
It's like if you landed on some tropical island and the natives greeted you with "ooga booga!" It's not something people are supposed to say outside of bad stand-up. He just bent reality with that. He made Andy Borowitz relevant.
Jurisprudence in the Meth States is tough, but fair.
Your post already suggests it, but let me point out the obvious: the same risks exist wherever we would try these guys. So apparently this guy is arguing we shouldn't try them at all (unless there are mayors whose daughters we don't care about), which means his argument is literally "We should suspend terrorists' constitutional guarantee of habeas corpus because we're scared of them." So yeah, John Shadegg is a pussy.
We shouldn't prosecute any criminals, cuz you know, they might get mad at us and try to hurt us and that would be bad.
silly twits, trials are for kids.
special military death courts are what is needed here. we only care about transparency when we're checking under your pants for too many penises during the marriage ceremony.