Comments on: Congressman: Terrorists Will Assrape Your Children During Recess http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess Seriously, this could not be more beta Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:36:35 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: My Number Is My Address http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38939 My Number Is My Address Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:10:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38939 It's like if you landed on some tropical island and the natives greeted you with "ooga booga!" It's not something people are supposed to say outside of bad stand-up. He just bent reality with that. He made Andy Borowitz relevant. It's like if you landed on some tropical island and the natives greeted you with "ooga booga!" It's not something people are supposed to say outside of bad stand-up. He just bent reality with that. He made Andy Borowitz relevant.

]]> By: migraineheadache http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38930 migraineheadache Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:11:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38930 I pronounced it in my head as "shady g" I pronounced it in my head as "shady g"

]]> By: brad http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38907 brad Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:51:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38907 silly twits, trials are for kids. special military death courts are what is needed here. we only care about transparency when we're checking under your pants for too many penises during the marriage ceremony. silly twits, trials are for kids.

special military death courts are what is needed here. we only care about transparency when we're checking under your pants for too many penises during the marriage ceremony.

]]> By: Bucko http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38844 Bucko Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:43:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38844 We shouldn't prosecute any criminals, cuz you know, they might get mad at us and try to hurt us and that would be bad. We shouldn't prosecute any criminals, cuz you know, they might get mad at us and try to hurt us and that would be bad.

]]> By: Aloysius http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38812 Aloysius Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:41:27 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38812 Your post already suggests it, but let me point out the obvious: the same risks exist wherever we would try these guys. So apparently this guy is arguing we shouldn't try them at all (unless there are mayors whose daughters we don't care about), which means his argument is literally "We should suspend terrorists' constitutional guarantee of habeas corpus because we're scared of them." So yeah, John Shadegg is a pussy. Your post already suggests it, but let me point out the obvious: the same risks exist wherever we would try these guys. So apparently this guy is arguing we shouldn't try them at all (unless there are mayors whose daughters we don't care about), which means his argument is literally "We should suspend terrorists' constitutional guarantee of habeas corpus because we're scared of them." So yeah, John Shadegg is a pussy.

]]> By: Rasselas http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38774 Rasselas Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:50:17 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38774 Jurisprudence in the Meth States is tough, but fair. Jurisprudence in the Meth States is tough, but fair.

]]> By: Magister http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38759 Magister Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:31:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38759 "Political correctness run amuck" is clearly the new Republican meme. They've been using it for legitimate issues lately and as we head into the holiday season, which Fox has already started running some "War on Christmas" stories, I don't expect it to end any time soon. "Political correctness run amuck" is clearly the new Republican meme. They've been using it for legitimate issues lately and as we head into the holiday season, which Fox has already started running some "War on Christmas" stories, I don't expect it to end any time soon.

]]> By: LondonLee http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38743 LondonLee Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:07:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38743 I keep reading his name as John <I>Shagged</I> I keep reading his name as John Shagged

]]> By: LittleLolly http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38719 LittleLolly Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:47:48 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38719 Great. Chicken noodle soup all over my monitor! Great. Chicken noodle soup all over my monitor!

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38712 HiredGoons Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:34:32 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38712 I said it before and I'll say it again: Arizona gives me the heebie-jeebies. I said it before and I'll say it again: Arizona gives me the heebie-jeebies.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38703 mathnet Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:16:31 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38703 Equally effective, I'd imagine. I have NEVER taken this nose-fetish advice. I am not a nostril magician! Hot eucalyptus-oil shower with bourbon obvs. http://hubpages.com/hub/Natural-Decongestants-and-Expectorants Equally effective, I'd imagine. I have NEVER taken this nose-fetish advice. I am not a nostril magician! Hot eucalyptus-oil shower with bourbon obvs. http://hubpages.com/hub/Natural-Decongestants-and-Expectorants

]]> By: roboloki http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38701 roboloki Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:12:06 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38701 it seems this ass monkey has spent too much time plotting on kidnappings. perhaps someone should keep an eye on her. it seems this ass monkey has spent too much time plotting on kidnappings. perhaps someone should keep an eye on her.

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38700 KarenUhOh Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:11:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38700 Change of venue to Maricopa County <i>granted.</i> Change of venue to Maricopa County granted.

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38699 Balk Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:09:45 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38699 I don't put anything up my nose except high grade China White. I don't put anything up my nose except high grade China White.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/congressman-terrorists-will-assrape-your-children-during-recess#comment-38697 mathnet Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:04:13 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=18668#comment-38697 Yes. Neti pot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neti_pot Love, My mom Yes. Neti pot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neti_pot

Love,

My mom

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