In an unprecedented display of purpose and efficiency,the whole office just went out and picked up lunch. While we scarf it down, I would like you to enjoy these two things: First, a cow who thinks he's a dog!
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And here is a turkey who thinks he is a New Jersey Turnpike employee! It is a crazy world out there. Okay, I'm gonna eat. You have fun with these.
Burger or Rachel?
I AM STARVING I FORGOT
Chuck is Ferdinand! Yay!
I want that 1,800-lb. steer-thinking-dog in my three-room apartment!
"7. Which of these Animal Kingdom couplings violate both the Laws of Nature and those of God?
a. Cow and dog;
b. Turkey and automobile;
c. Goat and bus;
d. Palin and Presidency."
You don't think they are going to "grind" Chuck, do you?
My friend has hens, and her sons named them Patty, Nugget, Fingers, Salad, Pot Pie. . .everything but Breast.
Their kid is totally going to grow up and be emo and vegan.
TAGS: THIS THING THINKS IT IS LIKE THAT THING BUT IT IS NOT LIKE THAT THING; WHERE IS THE QUICK BROWN FOX?; IT TAKES A VILLAGE.
They could at least put an E-Z Pass response chip in her so the fast lane could go even faster.