Comments on: Christmas Yes, Homos No

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:11:43 +0000

This reminds me that it's almost time to put up my Christmas homo – and not one of those artificial ones.

By: propertius

propertius — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:55:31 +0000

A good part of myself would myself would vanish without it! Maybe the best part!

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:53:33 +0000

Girl.

By: Bittersweet

Bittersweet — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:49:31 +0000

Can I love nature but hate nylons? Or would that make me a RINO in these folks' eyes?

By: HeyThatsMyBike

HeyThatsMyBike — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:53:58 +0000

Lots of closet space.

By: HeyThatsMyBike

HeyThatsMyBike — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:52:30 +0000

Yeah, I bet those blacked-out windows were super great for blocking glare.

By: LondonLee

LondonLee — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:33:20 +0000

Not the gays, that's for sure. Have you seen their fabulous houses?

By: ProfessorBen

ProfessorBen — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:25:02 +0000

But what does Mary think?

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:38:36 +0000

Who pays retail?

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:37:48 +0000

Like, you mean back when you could be arrested?

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:34:27 +0000

Ain't homonyms the best?

By: propertius

propertius — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:26:26 +0000

Where I live, the fencing salesmen sell stolen or donated clothes. And usually stale bread, a few boxes of Rice-A-Roni, and cans of soup on the sidewalk next to the fencing.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:08:04 +0000

Hahahaha!! MINE TOO!
(In fact, it's only just now occurred to me that's not what he sells. So thanks for that!)

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:05:33 +0000

Ya think VandeKoppel would still approve if she knew those pumps are "Naughty Monkey"?

(And really & truly, had ANYONE ever actually heard of "Naughty Monkey" before this woman subjected us to breathless recaps of all her sartorial choices?)

By: mathnet

mathnet — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:52:28 +0000

Ewwwwwwwwww

By: ContainsHotLiquid

ContainsHotLiquid — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:42:57 +0000

I was not aware that Grand Rapids was famous for its lack of retail holiday shopping and rampant homosexuality.

By: ScottS

ScottS — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:41:20 +0000

Way #6,993 In Which I Am,To Quote Sarah Palin, "A Liberal Elite": My first visual image of "Bob Weinert, 56, a fencing salesman" was a distinguished purveyor of fine epees, sabres, and wire-mesh masks, not [whatever it is one makes fences out of].

By: Dickdogfood

Dickdogfood — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:41:14 +0000

Like this dead, dead, dead Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/absolutelyright?pli=1

By: Dickdogfood

Dickdogfood — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:38:55 +0000

I work on my company's mailing list database so often that Googling people's names is now just a blind habit. So it didn't take me very long to find a guy online named "Robert Weinert" from Michigan who writes about "The Center of Jerusalem – Location 666" and other fucking obnoxious things.

By: Peteykins

Peteykins — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:34:09 +0000

No, really, they weren't.

By: Donald

Donald — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:31:56 +0000

gay bars were a lot more fun back when you had to be sneaky

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:29:46 +0000

â€œShe stands for everything I believe. I wear a suit and nylons and pumps to workâ€ while loving nature, said Kim VandeKoppel, who runs a printing business in Grand Rapids, and who also praised Palinâ€™s â€œChristian beliefs.â€

Yes, a politician is being commended for her pro-nylon stance. This… I just…

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:27:28 +0000

I'm puzzled. Does this mean I have to let Dancer and Prancer out of the closet?

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:24:29 +0000

Jesus loves everyone – totally bi.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:21:36 +0000

Ha! Here I was only thinking she might be, erm, suspiciously lithe…

Yours is better!