Comments on: Chris Brown Defends His Pants http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants Seriously, this could not be more beta Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:20:54 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Dave Bry http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35209 Dave Bry Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:22:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35209 Totally. That guitar is so Satriani. Totally. That guitar is so Satriani.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35200 mathnet Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:00:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35200 THIS THIS

]]> By: slinkimalinki http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35193 slinkimalinki Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:33:02 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35193 pants, shmants. YOU PUT ONE OF YOUR LEGS ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND, CHRIS BROWN. if you still had a girlfriend, she could tell you these things. pants, shmants. YOU PUT ONE OF YOUR LEGS ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND, CHRIS BROWN. if you still had a girlfriend, she could tell you these things.

]]> By: Flashman http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35177 Flashman Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:40:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35177 Or, Joe Satriani? Or, Joe Satriani?

]]> By: Mackle http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35160 Mackle Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:41:51 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35160 MC Scat Cat was waaay cooler. MC Scat Cat was waaay cooler.

]]> By: Dr. Spaceman http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35112 Dr. Spaceman Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:20:54 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35112 Ooooh, buuuuuurn! With a gimpy right leg. Ooooh, buuuuuurn!

With a gimpy right leg.

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35110 Bittersweet Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:19:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35110 OMG, me too! Sisters! OMG, me too! Sisters!

]]> By: Baboleen http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35106 Baboleen Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:13:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35106 Did you mean maniacal dummy? Did you mean maniacal dummy?

]]> By: jfruh http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35104 jfruh Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:07:04 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35104 I know I'm behind the curve on this, but I'm just trying to get my head around the fact that his Twitter name is "MechanicalDummy." Is Chris Brown some kind of emo engineering student? I know I'm behind the curve on this, but I'm just trying to get my head around the fact that his Twitter name is "MechanicalDummy." Is Chris Brown some kind of emo engineering student?

]]> By: Fredrick http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35103 Fredrick Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:03:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35103 He had to have seen this coming. He had to have seen this coming.

]]> By: hazmathilda http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35099 hazmathilda Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:56:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35099 Holy lens flare! Holy lens flare!

]]> By: johnpseudonym http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35098 johnpseudonym Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:53:05 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35098 That chick needs a better rack and a shave. That chick needs a better rack and a shave.

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35097 KarenUhOh Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:52:46 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35097 Looks like he's been hired by Orkin to fumigate the <i>Matrix</i> ride at Universal Studios. Looks like he's been hired by Orkin to fumigate the Matrix ride at Universal Studios.

]]> By: sailor http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35094 sailor Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:50:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35094 Be careful with that axe, CB. Be careful with that axe, CB.

]]> By: IBentMyWookie http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35093 IBentMyWookie Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:49:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35093 Man. Prince looks <i>awful</i>. Man. Prince looks awful.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35092 mathnet Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:49:32 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35092 If the repellant he's spraying doesn't kill them, he's planning to swat the pesky monsters with that big wooden thing on his shoulders. If the repellant he's spraying doesn't kill them, he's planning to swat the pesky monsters with that big wooden thing on his shoulders.

]]> By: garge http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35091 garge Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:47:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35091 Or an enormous phonograph? Or an enormous phonograph?

]]> By: Baboleen http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35089 Baboleen Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:42:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35089 He's a Kanye wannabe. He's a Kanye wannabe.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35088 Hez Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:42:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35088 Yet I am deeply disappointed by the lack of <a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/06/mrright.jpeg" rel="nofollow">cash fan</a>. And I guess baby blue bow ties don't sell albums like they do Larry King apologies. Yet I am deeply disappointed by the lack of cash fan.

And I guess baby blue bow ties don't sell albums like they do Larry King apologies.

]]> By: josh_speed http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35086 josh_speed Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:40:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35086 I would bet that not. I would bet that not.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35084 Hez Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:39:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35084 I think that's just for show. Or hitting laydeez. I think that's just for show. Or hitting laydeez.

]]> By: Dave Bry http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35082 Dave Bry Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:39:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35082 Boots? Check. Shades? Check. Guitar? Check. Robot hand... Boots? Check. Shades? Check. Guitar? Check. Robot hand…

]]> By: Fredrick http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35081 Fredrick Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:38:02 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35081 Is he an Admiral on a space station? These are the topics he should be addressing on his Twitter. Is he an Admiral on a space station? These are the topics he should be addressing on his Twitter.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35079 Hez Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:36:49 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35079 Oh right, they're "urban"... Alvin and the <i>Crip</i>-munks? Oh right, they're "urban"… Alvin and the Crip-munks?

]]> By: Baboleen http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants#comment-35076 Baboleen Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:36:02 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17283#comment-35076 Does he play guitar? Does he play guitar?

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