Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Chris Brown Defends His Pants

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Here is the cover for Chris Brown's new album, Graffiti. Needless to say, it has been subject to much ridicule. Here is what Chris Brown himself says on the Twitter. (My favorite part is the lower-case second sentence.) cb1

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Mary HK Choi (#1,469)

Mucinex mucous monsters is totally what I would write if I were a axe-wielding graf artist.

Bittersweet (#765)

OMG, me too! Sisters!

It's really too bad that you can't see whether or not he's slouching his socks, thanks to the one-two punch of the lighting and the boots.

(Also I've been cognizant of the fact that those aren't Alvin & The Chipmunks in the lower left-hand corner for the past 16 hours… and I still do a double-take every time I look at this stupid thing.)

Hez (#147)

Oh right, they're "urban"… Alvin and the Crip-munks?

mathnet (#27)

Is he tagging a giant tuba?

garge (#736)

Or an enormous phonograph?

Baboleen (#1,430)

Does he play guitar?

Fredrick (#268)

Is he an Admiral on a space station? These are the topics he should be addressing on his Twitter.

Hez (#147)

I think that's just for show. Or hitting laydeez.

josh_speed (#97)

I would bet that not.

mathnet (#27)

If the repellant he's spraying doesn't kill them, he's planning to swat the pesky monsters with that big wooden thing on his shoulders.

Dave Bry (#422)

Boots? Check. Shades? Check. Guitar? Check. Robot hand…

Hez (#147)

Yet I am deeply disappointed by the lack of cash fan.

And I guess baby blue bow ties don't sell albums like they do Larry King apologies.

Baboleen (#1,430)

He's a Kanye wannabe.

Dr. Spaceman (#1,211)

Ooooh, buuuuuurn!

With a gimpy right leg.

Flashman (#418)

Or, Joe Satriani?

Dave Bry (#422)

Totally. That guitar is so Satriani.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Man. Prince looks awful.

sailor (#396)

Be careful with that axe, CB.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Looks like he's been hired by Orkin to fumigate the Matrix ride at Universal Studios.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

That chick needs a better rack and a shave.

hazmathilda (#839)

Holy lens flare!

Fredrick (#268)

He had to have seen this coming.

jfruh (#713)

I know I'm behind the curve on this, but I'm just trying to get my head around the fact that his Twitter name is "MechanicalDummy." Is Chris Brown some kind of emo engineering student?

Baboleen (#1,430)

Did you mean maniacal dummy?

Mackle (#446)

MC Scat Cat was waaay cooler.

slinkimalinki (#182)

pants, shmants. YOU PUT ONE OF YOUR LEGS ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND, CHRIS BROWN. if you still had a girlfriend, she could tell you these things.

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