Did you know that you can use the same techniques to raise your children that killer whale trainers use to train killer whales? Did you also know that many of these techniques are what some child psychologists refer to as "common sense"? Both of these things are true! The best part of this video is watching the kid try to keep a straight face. But, really, it's all good.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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I must've been a good kid. I wondered why my Mother kept throwing fish at my head.
TAGS: EXCITED CLAPPING, OH COME NOW YOU KNOW WHY, ALSO THIS APPLIES TO HUSBANDS ACCORDING TO MODERN LOVE CIRCA LIKE A YEAR AGO? TWO? SOMETHING WHO CAN KEEP TRACK?, ANOTHER ROUND OF EXCITED CLAPPING
AWLMOBILE, IT IS NOT LOGICAL TO HUNT A SPECIES TO EXTINCTION, THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING IF YOU CARE ENOUGH FOR THE LIVING
But the whales want to be on tv too! Plus, just look at that kid. He's stoned out of his gourd.
The whales were brilliant.( I think one stuck out a tongue? I'm in looove!)
Utah Phillips, speaking at a high school graduation: "You are about to be told that you are our nation's greatest natural resource. Have you seen what they do to natural resources?"
The sad thing is the other son is a humpback whale, which is why they don't put him on tv.
Yes, but do the children's dorsal fins flop over as well? Because that's sad.
Someone never saw the movie 'Orca.'
Lucky someone.
Did I just see an orca being molested by its trainer?
Ugh, flipper babies.