Bunny Rabbit Frankenpenis Heralds New Era For Organ Regeneration
Scientists at Wake Forest's Institute for Regenerative Medicine are touting their success in the emerging field of bunny penis revivification. "The scientists took healthy cells from the penises of the rabbits, worked with them in the lab to develop more, and then reinjected them back into the body…. after implanting the grown tissue, bunnies were able to 'hop to it' without any difficulty getting it up," which is the scientific way of saying the bunnies were able to go fuck-crazy with no difficulties. The research, which took 18 years, may have implications for other organs such as kidneys, livers, and clitori, says the team.
But how long will it take before it affects my own little supply sider?
Until now, Trix were for kids.
And men the world over rejoiced at the prospect of shaving .4 seconds off their best post-coital exits.
Just keep these rabbits away from your cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw
We've made it easier for bunnies to fuck? They're bunnies. Its what they do. Call me when they've made it possible for bunnies to write term papers.
…like rabbits.
I fear we are heading toward a brave new world, where every man can have a 10-inch dick and hour-long erections.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
It was the best of times, it was the … BLURST of times?! You stupid rabbit!