Comments on: Bernie Kerik Almost Done With Entire Tour Of Criminal Justice System http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system Seriously, this could not be more beta Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:30:14 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35934 Abe Sauer Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:29:50 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35934 Ooooooh. So when you say he "makes my team lose games" you mean he makes your team be the Bears. Ooooooh. So when you say he "makes my team lose games" you mean he makes your team be the Bears.

]]> By: HeyThatsMyBike http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35913 HeyThatsMyBike Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:51:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35913 I'm a Bears fan, but as a Cubs fan I appreciate the plight of the Browns fan, because omg that must suck. I'm a Bears fan, but as a Cubs fan I appreciate the plight of the Browns fan, because omg that must suck.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35832 Abe Sauer Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:56:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35832 The browns have the best gay centerfold quarterback wrapped up. so you got that going for ya'. The browns have the best gay centerfold quarterback wrapped up. so you got that going for ya'.

]]> By: HeyThatsMyBike http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35806 HeyThatsMyBike Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:28:05 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35806 What, Balk, no Bald Bear joke? What, Balk, no Bald Bear joke?

]]> By: HeyThatsMyBike http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35803 HeyThatsMyBike Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:26:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35803 Silda, you're not a Browns fan. Favre is one of the best quarterbacks ever, so being his fan (HIS fan, not a Packers fan. They are understandably angry with him) has pretty much the opposite effect of enduring constant disappointment. Unless the fact that he hasn't yet broken ALL of Dan Marino's records is failure in your eyes. Favre hasn't really broken his own fan's hearts as much as he spent 13 years breaking (and ENRAGING) the hearts of Bears fans who live to see the Packers not win games. Present company included. I hate that guy in any uniform, largely because he is good and makes my team lose games. /sportsrant Silda, you're not a Browns fan. Favre is one of the best quarterbacks ever, so being his fan (HIS fan, not a Packers fan. They are understandably angry with him) has pretty much the opposite effect of enduring constant disappointment. Unless the fact that he hasn't yet broken ALL of Dan Marino's records is failure in your eyes.

Favre hasn't really broken his own fan's hearts as much as he spent 13 years breaking (and ENRAGING) the hearts of Bears fans who live to see the Packers not win games. Present company included. I hate that guy in any uniform, largely because he is good and makes my team lose games.
/sportsrant

]]> By: hockeymom http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35801 hockeymom Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:20:21 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35801 Ha. Ha.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35795 Abe Sauer Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:14:46 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35795 Actually, you're the Deana Favre of Brett Favre Actually, you're the Deana Favre of Brett Favre

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35786 Balk Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:02:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35786 Ouch. Ouch.

]]> By: hockeymom http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35783 hockeymom Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:59:51 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35783 Actually, it's worse. I'm a Favre fan. I live to have my heart broken, over and over again by the man. No matter how many bone-headed interceptions he throws in the red-zone, I return to him. No matter how many monosyllabic, cliche-ridden, void of content interviews he gives, I cling to every word. I am the Silda Spitzer of football. Actually, it's worse. I'm a Favre fan.
I live to have my heart broken, over and over again by the man. No matter how many bone-headed interceptions he throws in the red-zone, I return to him. No matter how many monosyllabic, cliche-ridden, void of content interviews he gives, I cling to every word.

I am the Silda Spitzer of football.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35779 Abe Sauer Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:52:13 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35779 Oh Hockeymom. I know you're from Minnesota. And I know your Vikings are getting a little excited for the Vikes (for Lutherans this means switching to medium gameday salsa from mild) even though they would all die of shame if their daughter brought Jarred Allen home. But don;t worry, after a season Favre will return to throwing late game pick sixes and you can all go back to being threatened with blackouts for not selling out games (FOR PLAYOFFS NO LESS - FOR SHAME!) Oh Hockeymom. I know you're from Minnesota. And I know your Vikings are getting a little excited for the Vikes (for Lutherans this means switching to medium gameday salsa from mild) even though they would all die of shame if their daughter brought Jarred Allen home. But don;t worry, after a season Favre will return to throwing late game pick sixes and you can all go back to being threatened with blackouts for not selling out games (FOR PLAYOFFS NO LESS – FOR SHAME!)

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35775 mathnet Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:49:18 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35775 Sure hope all this negativity doesn't give him a Bernard B. Kerik Complex!! Sure hope all this negativity doesn't give him a Bernard B. Kerik Complex!!

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35770 HiredGoons Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:41:38 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35770 Oh, the other inmates are going have a FIELD DAY! Oh, the other inmates are going have a FIELD DAY!

]]> By: hockeymom http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35769 hockeymom Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:41:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35769 Don't you dare compare "he-who-walks-on-water" with Bernie Kerik. Take it back. Don't you dare compare "he-who-walks-on-water" with Bernie Kerik.
Take it back.

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35768 Balk Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:40:57 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35768 http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/nyregion/03kerik.html http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/nyregion/03kerik.html

]]> By: cherrispryte http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35757 cherrispryte Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:26:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35757 Have you ever flown into Ronal Reagan National Airport? Anything is possible. Have you ever flown into Ronal Reagan National Airport? Anything is possible.

]]> By: cherrispryte http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35755 cherrispryte Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:25:38 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35755 A corrupt, dishonest policeman?! STOP THE PRESSES. A corrupt, dishonest policeman?! STOP THE PRESSES.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35756 Abe Sauer Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:25:38 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35756 Brett Favre of criminal justice? Brett Favre of criminal justice?

]]> By: Setec Astrology http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system#comment-35754 Setec Astrology Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:24:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=17563#comment-35754 <i>"...which will probably not be named for him."</i> So you're saying there's still a chance, right? "…which will probably not be named for him."

So you're saying there's still a chance, right?

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