Bernie Kerik Almost Done With Entire Tour Of Criminal Justice System
What a proud day for all of us! "Bernard Kerik pleaded guilty Thursday to lying to the White House, becoming the first NYPD Commissioner in city history to admit he's a felon." Kerik will receive a recommended term of 27-33 months in the slammer, which will probably not be named for him.
"…which will probably not be named for him."
So you're saying there's still a chance, right?
Have you ever flown into Ronal Reagan National Airport? Anything is possible.
A corrupt, dishonest policeman?! STOP THE PRESSES.
Brett Favre of criminal justice?
Don't you dare compare "he-who-walks-on-water" with Bernie Kerik.
Take it back.
Oh Hockeymom. I know you're from Minnesota. And I know your Vikings are getting a little excited for the Vikes (for Lutherans this means switching to medium gameday salsa from mild) even though they would all die of shame if their daughter brought Jarred Allen home. But don;t worry, after a season Favre will return to throwing late game pick sixes and you can all go back to being threatened with blackouts for not selling out games (FOR PLAYOFFS NO LESS – FOR SHAME!)
Actually, it's worse. I'm a Favre fan.
I live to have my heart broken, over and over again by the man. No matter how many bone-headed interceptions he throws in the red-zone, I return to him. No matter how many monosyllabic, cliche-ridden, void of content interviews he gives, I cling to every word.
I am the Silda Spitzer of football.
Actually, you're the Deana Favre of Brett Favre
Ha.
Silda, you're not a Browns fan. Favre is one of the best quarterbacks ever, so being his fan (HIS fan, not a Packers fan. They are understandably angry with him) has pretty much the opposite effect of enduring constant disappointment. Unless the fact that he hasn't yet broken ALL of Dan Marino's records is failure in your eyes.
Favre hasn't really broken his own fan's hearts as much as he spent 13 years breaking (and ENRAGING) the hearts of Bears fans who live to see the Packers not win games. Present company included. I hate that guy in any uniform, largely because he is good and makes my team lose games.
/sportsrant
The browns have the best gay centerfold quarterback wrapped up. so you got that going for ya'.
I'm a Bears fan, but as a Cubs fan I appreciate the plight of the Browns fan, because omg that must suck.
Ooooooh. So when you say he "makes my team lose games" you mean he makes your team be the Bears.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/nyregion/03kerik.html
Sure hope all this negativity doesn't give him a Bernard B. Kerik Complex!!
Ouch.
What, Balk, no Bald Bear joke?
Oh, the other inmates are going have a FIELD DAY!