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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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Beloved British Artist is Brain Bleedingly Boring

balm the systemWhat YEAR are we in? What the hell kind of council flat, biccie-dipping, trench-mouth, kippered herring shit is this? Why is the United Kingdom still falling allover themselves to look at a real-life bona fide Banksy piece like it's some big DEAL. Banksy is EVERYWHERE. Ask Blek the Rat. Banksy is as ubiquitous as the pallid ladyhaunch of the pear-shaped drunk Brummie spreadeagled on the boot of a Peugeot at the Dogging Park. Why are townsfolk calling meetings to preserve his artwork? Especially when he did a piece on somebody's random wall on Beddington Farm Road? Who still loves him now that his amaaaaaaaaazing anonymity was compromised when HE GOT A FUCKING PUBLICIST. It hurts my face that now these same people are returning to earnest council meetings to decide whether it should be RESTORED.

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atipofthehat
atipofthehat (#797)

Look closely and you can see Choire's tag near the bottom.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Chris Brown strikes again!

beingiseasy
beingiseasy (#1,735)

<3 you. as if the post about skankboots wasn't enough, this put me over the edge. you just said what I've been trying to say the past two years. feels gooood.

DorothyMantooth

He's still better than Hirst.
Yes? Yes.

garge
garge (#736)

I am going to have to disagree with you and Brangelina on this one and side with Hirst.

Peteykins
Peteykins (#1,916)

No! Worship the jewelled skull!

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

They're both pseudo-transgressive luxury-good producers, so the point is moot.

DorothyMantooth

This.
A whole wall of THIS in the British effing Museum is why I will always be right.

p.s. Neener.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

They're both better than Tracey Emin.

paxcincinnatus

Everything is always better before it is.

Flashman
Flashman (#418)

That *is* one of his better ones.

Peteykins
Peteykins (#1,916)

Also, like similarly boring Andy Goldworthy (also British!), I'm sure Banksy doesn't give a shit about these public freebies once they've been thoroughly photographed and videotaped for the eventual licensed monograph, from which he'll make the real money.

Peteykins
Peteykins (#1,916)

Sorry, GoldSworthy.

NinetyNine
NinetyNine (#98)

This isn't Schrödinger's cat, it was vandalism, is vandalism and will be vandalism. Some vandalism is attractive. But that doesn't make it art.

garge
garge (#736)

You've lost me.

NinetyNine
NinetyNine (#98)

Schrödinger’s cat is the experiment that holds a cat can be simultaneously alive and dead if you don't open a box because of some quantum hoodoo. 'Street Art' is all transgressive until it becomes museum piece (related: the Splasher was the most brills tagger every because this bullshit about 'reserving' space or not vandalizing 'tags' -- which are vandalism, is a hypocrisy even harder to resolve than quantum mechanics), then every piece before and after magically transforms into something precious? Whatever. You want to spray shit on the side of someone else's house, go ahead. But don't come crying when they decide to clean it up (or some other vandal decides to do the same).

garge
garge (#736)

I just have trouble with your mutual exclusion, is/is not art; I think that is a difficult slope to maintain, if you really meant it. Additionally, being transgressive on whatever level is also difficult to maintain because of how quickly things become assimilated. So I guess what I am saying is that I don't feel like the conversation is about whether it is art, but whether it is interesting or good or transgressive or whether Brangelina would prefer the piece as altered by the community voters because that is just so real, man, real and authentic.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Does this include Shepherd Fairey?

garge
garge (#736)

For the record, I think his work is succinct like a good bumper sticker and has mass vanilla appeal. Economically speaking, that niche is working quite well for him.

Flashman
Flashman (#418)

Noooo. It's *about* vandalism.

Kataphraktos
Kataphraktos (#226)

Wooooohoooo the meds wore off yyyyaaaayyy

(mine did, too)

Dr. Pipt
Dr. Pipt (#2,130)

Stay angry, Mary. Stay angry.

barnhouse
barnhouse (#1,326)

But I loved the pink elephant show so much. It was crass and obvious and beautiful. The only thing that would have made it better would have been if he'd wrapped Brad and Angelina in clingfilm and shellacked them to the wall. But still, such a happening. Also, when he was here in LA he busted into Disneyland and planted a hooded Guantanamo figure right by the Thunder Mountain Railroad ... I am sorry but I love the guy.

Much agreed with LondonLee re: Emin. Hirst's book is wonderful too.

emceegee
emceegee (#2,133)

but but but I thought the Awl was the blog that did NOT go all "You think thing X is so cool but I will tell you why you are wrong."

sigh.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Haaated it!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Also I know who Banksy is.

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