The lawyer for Richard and Mayumi Heene, parents of the "Balloon Boy", has said that the couple will plead guilty to various charges tomorrow (Mom cops to a misdemeanor while Dad takes a class 4 felony). The two are expected to get probation, although there should probably also be some stipulation in there that bars them from appearing on TV.
Are you kidding? Panopticonisize him with Kari Ferrell and put in on Versus.
Isn't their inevitable and persistent obscurity punishment enough?
"Just for the record and all appearances to the contrary, I really don't enjoy being in the media spot-light. In fact, I'm pretty ticked off that I had to spend my weekend dealing with them instead of some quality time in the saddle." –Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden, The Bull's-eye, October 22, 2009
http://www.larimersheriff.org/Bullseye/Default.aspx
I bet they wish they could just float away from all this.