America's Next Top Pundit Is Ready for One-Way Car Service to Scarborough Country!
The Washington Post announced today the winner of its America's Next Top Pundit reality blog contest thing. (Yes, that really happened.) Here's a spoiler: the people of color lost. (Again.) RIG. (Or maybe they won by losing?) Further spoiling: the winner is a Teach for America (ACORN?) executive named Kevin Huffman. We look forward to his appearances on all those chat shows that we don't watch because we treasure our sanity.
Here is my favorite Huffman quote from Pundit Idol:
"If you want to know the dry, objective version of what happened, you can already get that on Fox News. (or maybe the newspaper)."
I'm pretty sure he meant that unironically.