Again With The Sharks
Blah blah blah sharks swim closer to the coast than we thought, etc. Here's my deal: It is 2009. Why is Jaws still our go-to pop culture reference for anything Selachimorphic? Shouldn't we have something better by now? Possibly with CGI? And Viggo Mortensen? VERY DISAPPOINTED.
"Deepest, bluest, my head is like a shark's fin."
-Cool James, 1999
"Half shark-alligator, half man."
-Dr. Octagon, 1996
Yes! "Deep Blue Sea" is the best! And L.L. in particular. But, while I hate to be pedant, I must point out that it's his HAT that's like a shark's fin. (L.L.'s head would be more like a large, spherical mooring buoy.)
Yeahhh bouyzzzzz!!! (it works better if you say it a la Flav.
I thought Viggo Mortensen was a shark. No? Where have I been?
Sharks have ju–
Nah.
Salvador Jorgensen? St. Mark's, 1984?
now you know what it's like to be a dadblogger always being asked about Mr. Mom.
I'm going to ignore this particular problem, until it swims up and bites me in the ass.
Sharks go to cafes to feed and/or breed? They're different from us how?
An article I read on this had a line something like "It's where the pinnipeds are," which I will now use on a regular basis to explain things I don't understand.
Same with The Birds :(