Rudy Giuliani has reportedly decided that he will not run for governor next year. The former mayor will instead devote his energies to fearmongering on the terrorism issue and popping up occasionally to remind everyone just how unpleasant he actually is.
But he could do those things AND run for governor.
Everyone knows he's going to be the Governor's wife.
http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/giuliani_drag.jpg
He's already married one family member, so marrying himself is not out of the question.
(Sorry, somebody had to make the obligatory inbreeding joke)
That's too bad. Now there's less of a reason to dump Patterson (who would have been crushed by Giuliani, and should really GTFO anyway) in favor of Cuomo, and we'll be denied the satisfaction of seeing Rudy the snarling assweasel go down hard against Cuomo. Is there anything Rudy Giuliani won't fuck up?
Don't forget, he also will continue to run his terrorist ties having security and law firms.